Probably what I’m most proud of posting as far as art goes. The Yggdrasil Herb from @transcendence-au in Journal page form! I have no idea who wrote this, draw your own conclusions lol. I had fun making it.
Also if anyone’s curous about the PMV (yes its a pmv) I am SO SO sorry it’s been delayed so much. I do want to finish it ASAP.
Tag: dipnip
Other things I’ve seen cats do: knock toys or other small possibly important items under furniture and try to retrieve it but fail and push it further out of reach, sit on laundry and trash bags. Bap people on the face. (Dipnip prompts?)
Dipper has done all of these things because he’s a little shit yes
TAU prompt: boxes
likesuitcase-deactivated2018083:
“Oh my god,” Mabel cooed, her face scrunched up in a gleeful smile. She held a camera up and snapped picture after picture, resisting the urge to laugh–if she did, she might disturb Dipper.
She wasn’t exactly sure how he’d gotten into this state. Her best guess was that some cult had tried to placate him with Yggdrasil, hearing of its odd effects on him. In any case, he’d be insanely embarassed when the effects wore off.
Currently, all-powerful demon Alcor the Dreambender sat curled up in a box. He’d scattered the previous contents of it in order to fit inside, and now determinedly resisted any attempts to get him out of it.
“This is a new record for cat-like behavior,” Acacia remarked from where she sat a few feet away, leaning forward with interest. She smiled mischievously. “This will make for great blackmail.”
“Atta girl,” Mabel said, grinning. Dipper, meanwhile, remained in his box, grooming himself thoroughly. He would never hear the end of this.
Why Thomas Couldn’t Go To The Poker Night
I would
like to blame MajiatheWriter169 for this one. 😉Link to the
start of this series.This one is inspired
by, yeesh, a whole list: the Safe Summons list is of course inspired by this
fic. Aeothnar
the Tree Watcher is from here.
(Yep, I’m collecting demons from all your fics. Muahaha!) The
California incident mentioned is from this one. There
are also some references to Growing Dipnip.
Why Thomas
Couldn’t Go To The Poker NightThomas was
going to die.His cousin
had warned him demonology would get him killed one day. Funny thing though, it
wouldn’t be by a demon he had summoned but by the demon he had befriended.Tough luck,
that.
Dipnip
dipper on dipnip constantly wanting outside. then back inside. then back outside. scratching the door, despite being perfectly capable of going himself. henry holding a door open for 5 minutes while dipper just stares out but starts whining when the door starts closing. asshole demon cat. (dont tell me i cant send asks to my own blog, fight me)
Henry looked up.
Dipper was looking at the back door and moaning piteously.
“Dipper no.”
Another sad, long, drawn out moan.
“Dipper you’re a grown man with three niblings.” Henry paused. “Also you’re a literal demon and could phase through that.”
Snuffling noises were now added, little whines too.
Henry didn’t quite throw down his newspaper, but it was close.
“Fine.”
He got up, opened the back door, and let his brother in law out.
No sooner than he had closed the back door did massive, blown golden pupil eyes begin to look at him pleadingly, the owner of them asking why Henry was so cruel, so mean as to force Dipper out into the warm.
Henry couldn’t hold back the groan that tore from his throat.
[9:10:40 PM] Seiya: UGH BUT LIKE Y’ALL
[9:10:45 PM] Seiya: “hank let your uncle out”
[9:10:48 PM] Seiya: two minutes later
[9:10:52 PM] Seiya: “let your uncle in”
[9:11:03 PM] Seiya: “Acacia get the towel his hands and feet are covered in mud”
[9:11:07 PM] Seiya: “and blood! :D”
[9:11:12 PM] Seiya: “…thank you acacia”
[9:11:30 PM] Sneezer McSneezerton: “moooOOMMMM DIPPER BROUGHT ANOTHER PRESENT”
[9:11:37 PM] Sneezer McSneezerton: the first time it was a field mouse
[9:11:39 PM] Seiya: “It’s still alive!”
[9:11:43 PM] Sneezer McSneezerton: the second time it was a moose
[9:11:50 PM] Seiya: dipper
[9:11:50 PM] Sneezer McSneezerton: still alive
[9:11:53 PM] Seiya: tries to carry it inside
[9:11:54 PM] Seiya: in his mouth
[9:11:55 PM] Sneezer McSneezerton: one leg in alcor’s mouth
[9:11:59 PM] Seiya: it does not fit through the door
[9:12:03 PM] Seiya: it leaves a drag trail in the yard
[9:12:07 PM] Sneezer McSneezerton: causes massive damage to the deck
[9:12:19 PM] Seiya: stan almost has a heart attack because deck repairs cost money
[9:12:25 PM] Sneezer McSneezerton: but alcor’s eyes are wide and sparkling like “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LOOK WHAT I GOT U”
[9:12:38 PM] Seiya: YOU ARE DUMB KITTENS AND I TAKE CARE OF U
[9:12:40 PM] Seiya: I FEED U MOOSE
[9:12:53 PM] Seiya: the moose kicks a hole in the wall of the house
[9:13:00 PM] Seiya: henry literally feels a grey hair pop up
[9:13:08 PM] Seiya: mabel baps dipper on the nose for hurting a poor moosey
[9:13:49 PM] Seiya: “Bad! Bad Dipper!”
[9:13:55 PM] Seiya: “Mabel he’s your brother-”
[9:14:04 PM] Seiya: “And he’s acting like a cat so I’m going to treat him like one”
[9:14:10 PM] Seiya: henry…. cannot argue with this logic
[9:14:17 PM] Seiya: henry is also wondering what his life has become
[9:14:20 PM] Seiya: oh god
[9:14:24 PM] Seiya: oh god hairballs
[9:14:38 PM] Seiya: hairballs that have hair of every color and is that a tooth?
[9:14:44 PM] Seiya: that’s a human toof yup
[9:15:37 PM] Seiya: the first time this happens they find out about it because they find baby triplets playing with the tooth they found on the floor
TAU Popcorn Writing Fic
I made a post suggesting we take turns adding to a fic. Here’s a list of the people who agreed to do it. Some names from the list and the start of the fic are under the cut.
Mabel opened the door and smiled.
“Wendy, you goof, you don’t have to knock remember? You’re family. You could like, come in the back window for all I care.”
Wendy grimaced. “I know but the last time I did that I almost got a crossbow bolt to the head.”
Mabel blushed. “Well, in retrospect we probably shouldn’t have let the kids play with crossbows.”
The older woman raised an eyebrow. “We?”
“Okay me.”
Wendy laughed. “Wouldn’t have you any other way Mabel,” and enveloped the tiny woman in a large hug.
“Thanks for coming to watch the kids Wendy.”
“Not a problem at all.” She put her axe in the umbrella stand next to the door and looked around. “Where is everyone though?”
“Helping get ready for this trip.” Mabel ran a hand through her hair. “We’ve never been away this long and with all of us before so Henry took the truck to the shop in case we have to drive, Dipper is being a goober, and Stan is-”
From upstairs there was a loud crash.
I bet you couldn’t write a fic about Alcor and a bird
Dipper looked at the screen.
Then he looked at the peacock perched on his shoulder.
“I’m not sure what’s going on here Percival.”
The peacock looked Dipper dead in the eyes, before biting the tip of his left ear.
“Well, you’re not getting a cracker now.”
FIC ABOUT A BIRD:
Sometimes, on dipnip, Dipper was clingy and purring. Sometimes he licked people’s faces numb. Sometimes he chased laser pointers through walls, and got confused as to why the little red dot stayed on the other side.
Once, the entire family jumped out of their seats as he crashed into existence in the middle of the living room, and a pair of giant wings knocked over everything close enough. Then they watched in silent fascination as Dipper, drugged out of his mind and running on cats’ instincts, killed and ate a condor on the carpet.
dipper tries to knead henry’s head one time while on dipnip. henry loves and trusts his brother but good god it’s unnerving to have those sharp-ass nails that close to his eyes. (henry knows the suffering of cat owners a bit too well)
Mabel calls it ‘snurgling’ and thinks its the cutest thing in the history of forever.
Henry respectfully disagrees.
If Bill were to be exposed to Dipnip, what would his reaction be?
What most supernatural creatures do when exposed to Yggdrasil leaves; lose a good chunk of rational thought, and go on a rampage.
It would be contained in the mindscape however, unless he was somehow on the physical plane due to a deal. Would probably wreck a lot of dreams and just tire himself out and end up with a bad demon version of a hangover since a lot of energy would be depleted.
When it comes to Yggdrasil, demons tend to either be the most dangerous, or the most harmless (since being in the real world could mean devastation, but blowing shit up in the mindscape doesn’t do squat to the corporeal). Alcor being the only exception, of course.
(This is why once the nature of Yggdrasil is fully understood, everyone who runs into Alcor while influenced by it tends to freak the fuck out – until they realize it doesn’t quite affect him the same way as other demons. He could certainly make a commotion if rubbed the wrong way, but he’s far more likely to just act like a tired cat)
If we’re talking about Bill as a human though, it would either do nothing or do what catnip does to humans and just relax him a little bit. The only humans that Yggdrasil can even mildly affect are those with really strong supernatural abilities – like ESPers or magicians. But even then, it’s more likely to have a subduing effect rather than one that makes them aggressive.
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