HAKUNA DIPTATAAAA

Dipper: Hakuna Diptata! What a wonderful phrase!

Mabel: Hakuna Diptata! Ain’t no passing craze!

It means no worries for the rest of your days

Both: It’s our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Diptata!

Toby: Hakuna Diptata?

Dipper: Yeah. It’s our motto!

Toby: What’s a motto?

Mabel: Nothing. What’s a-motto with you?

Dipper: Those two words will solve all your problems

Mabel: That’s right. Take Dipper here
Why, when he was a young Demon…

Dipper: *singing loudly* When I was a young DEEE MOOON

Mabel: *sarcastic* Very nice

Dipper: Thanks!

Mabel: He found his appearance lacked a certain appeal
He could make folks drop dead with a gaze full of fear

Dipper: I’m a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends always saw through me
And oh, the shame!!

Mabel: He was ashamed!!

Dipper: Thought of changin’ my name…

Mabel: Oh, what’s in a name?

Dipper: And I got downhearted

Mabel: How did ya feel?

Dipper: Everytime that I…[obliterated a cult]

Mabel: Hey! Dippibgsauce! Not in front of the kid!

Dipper: Oh…Sorry.

Both: Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days!!

It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Diptata!
Hakuna Diptata! Hakuna Diptata!
Hakuna Diptata! Hakuna Diptata!
Hakuna Diptata! Hakuna Diptata!
Hakuna Diptata! Hakuna—

Toby: It means no worries for the rest of your days?

All: It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Diptata!
(Repeats)

Dipper: I say “Hakuna”

Mabel: I say “Diptata”

All: Hakuna Diptata!!

For the Mizar Movie (A Starlight Princess?) Woodsman is actually portrayed as Alcor’s only son and oldest child. It’s implied that the only people who know of Alcor and Woodsman’s relation are each other because Gliese never mentions anything about a brother, and Alcor never calls him “son” or anything of the like when they’re not alone. (Part 1)

(Part 2) When it was decided that they could not show children hands and feet hanging from the branches, they instead said that “One could not look him in the eyes and live.” Throughout the movie, the Woodsman’s eyes are never seen. There’s one seen where he bends down and forces someone to look him in the eyes, and a bad guy gets sucked into them. This starts a meme of giving the Woodsman super kawaii anime eyes.

Since Disney has blended historical figures, fairy tales, and legends into the Princess Line, somewhere down the line they definitely have “Princess Mizar,” whose parents made a contract with Alcor at her birth for him to always protect her. Following the tradition of Disney parents, they were then assassinated, so until Mizar’s old enough to take the throne she lives under Alcor’s care at his manor, accompanied by her best friend and Alcor’s daughter, Gliese, and Alcor’s servant, the Woodsman.

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