Fic I really want to see but don’t have the skill to write:

r!Gideon being an overprotective father of an r!mabel and summoning Alcor because either A. Mizar has some life-threatening birth defect or B. she gets involved with a cult or another similarly dangerous activity.

And r!Gideon doesn’t even bother with any ‘oh mighty Alcor’ or ‘please make a deal’, because he still has that classic Gideon ego and he straight up tells Alcor, the most powerful demon in the universe, Protect my daughter. Sure, we’ll make a deal, whatever. Saver her, Demon!

And at least he’s smart enough to keep his soul off the table but yeesh.

Has anybody, ever, told Dipper that his figure form is like (sort of) Gideon’s symbol of tent o telepathy or his cape? Or vice-versa, a cult crossing Gideon’s path and going all oh my gosh, you are under Alcor’s proteccion! or something like that.

Mabel might have, after staring for an uncomfortably long time at his figure form and doing study sketches of it because she swears she’s seen it before somewhere. There are possibilities. Dipper won’t appreciate the comparison, of course.

At First Lance

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    Lance
Neal was the slow, careful, methodical type of person. Whenever he
solved a math problem, he went through all the steps, even if they
were redundant. When baking, he carefully measured out each
ingredient. Sure, it was more time consuming, but he claimed that it
guaranteed success in whatever he did. Even if he could find just as
much success in shortcuts or more efficient techniques, he refused to
do so.

   His
little sister, Destiny, however, was more likely to make brash
decisions, act before thinking, and laugh if it failed. Each mistake
was something for her to laugh over and possibly forget about,
leading her to make the same mistake again. One mistake that Lance
would not let her forget, however, involved her interest in the Twin
Souls franchise.

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Are there any r!Gideons? I haven’t been able to find any

If there aren’t, we need some

Maybe an r!gideon who ends up with an r!mizar which Alcor doesn’t like (because that’s just weird) and he tries to set her/him up with the current r!henry, but mizar ends up with the r!gideon anyway

Rosa from RB is an r!gideon!

A Lil’ Ol Cultbash

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Prompt: Why Gideon is/isn’t on good terms with the Pines post-transcendence

Gideon left Gravity Falls shorty after the transcendence. It was what was best for everyone, he figured, after everything that had happened. It has been a decade and a non-insignificant amount of therapy since then and Gideon for the most part feels secure in the new life that he has built for himself. The past is not so easily left behind however, and Gideon finds himself returning back to his old hometown only to find that things are very different then what he thought.Meanwhile, Mabel prepares to takes out some cultist trash.


Gideon set the newspaper down and sighed. He knew he should leave what was well enough be, and yet…

It all came back to demons, didn’t it? Demons were how he got into this mess. He had let Bill feed his ego, convince him that he deserved, needed, so much more than he had. Convince him to throw it all away for a ridiculous mockery of a prize. Demons were also how he was finding his redemption, making sure that no one would make the same mistakes that had lead to the transcendence. He was quite good at ritual disruption, starting to study magic two years before the transcendence gave him a bit of an edge. The charisma of a con man certainly helped as well.

And now there was an uptick in activity in the town he had once called home. It wasn’t any of his business. He didn’t live there and the people who did didn’t want him there. It was one of the few places on the planet that had multiple people far more qualified than him to handle the problem. He didn’t need to make an effort to follow Corduroy’s career to know that she was one of the top ranked demon hunters on the planet. One of the only true hunters, really, as most people stuck to the same humanly plausible route that he preferred: preventing the demon from entering the physical plane in the first place. But Wendy went above and beyond and seemed to take active glee in tackling the biggest challenges she could. And yet, she didn’t seem to be making any attempt to defend her home town.

It really wasn’t his business.

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Transcendence for the 5 hc meme

marypsue:

Reincarnation edition! Because this is a good excuse to hammer out some ground rules for my understanding of reincarnation in TAU-verse and also indulge in my apparent love of creating r!characters.

1. Memories can leave imprints on a soul, but only if they are tied to something of enormous personal importance and a truckload of emotion, usually with a little magic to seal the deal. Usually this only shows up in a reincarnation of the individual the impression originated from as momentary déjà vu or a sense of having forgotten something that was just on the tip of one’s tongue, and only if triggered by a specific set of circumstances or stimuli (scent is usually the strongest trigger). Occasionally it can manifest as a knee-jerk feeling of trust or dislike towards another person, a place, or a thing/concept. These usually fade after a lifetime or so; no such ‘impressions’ have been recorded as lasting for more than two. It’s a highly uncertain field of study, however, and as with everything, there are anomalies.

2. Each individual lifetime is a start from scratch, a blank slate, which while informed by the soul’s own preferences towards appearance, interests, etc., is a new individual with their own life and experiences, their own preferences and interests and beliefs. However, despite this, Dipper has noticed that people who were close to him as Dipper Pines – and others who were in Gravity Falls during the Transcendence – seem to have a higher incidence of similar life experiences and consistent personality traits across reincarnations. He’s not sure if this is somehow a result of the Transcendence, or if he’s somehow doing it subconsciously because he doesn’t want to completely lose his family and friends.

3. Souls tend to group in clumps of about 500, which will usually reincarnate together or in close proximity to each other. If they don’t, their incarnations will often cross each other’s paths later in life. It’s rare for different groups to intersect, but sometimes individuals from two separate groups will become meaningful to each other and either one will join the other’s cluster or the two clusters will split and a new one will form.

4. Wendy does eventually recover from her whole ghost fiasco, but it takes getting munched on by Alcor and multiple decades, and none of her reincarnations ever pick up an axe again.

5. All of Gideon’s reincarnations have an inexplicable Southern accent. All of them. Every single one. Good, bad, somewhere in between, regardless of where they’re from or what language they grow up speaking. If they ever learn English, it comes out with a heavy Southern accent. Apparently it’s meaningless.

i saw ur missing rb hard today. can u tell us a bit more about ian and mira’s married life? is rosa still around? and dipper?

marypsue:

Rosa is definitely still around! When the girls start coming along, she declares herself their godmother (despite neither Ian or Mira being particularly religious) and makes it her mission to spoil the shit out of them. She and Dipper totally compete to give the best gifts, it’s hilarious.

Dipper gets informed in no uncertain terms that if he shows up once on the honeymoon he will regret it for the rest of his long, long existence. He takes this warning to heart, and tries to come by only during daylight hours/as previously arranged/when summoned for at least, like, two weeks afterwards. He’s not particularly good at it.

Mira worries about stagnating once they are married, especially since she and Ian are both so busy with their own creative projects, so she makes it her mission to find interesting things for them to do together for ‘married people dates’. Ian gets really into it too, though his suggestions aren’t always met with unconditional delight. Any time they’re starting to feel like they’re getting into a rut, they draw a ‘date’ from the jar by the door, pack up, and go. This is part of how they ended up taking a swing-dancing lesson together, and is also why they’ve both learned to make cheese.