Mod O knows this frustration. It is completely unfair.
Tag: hank
Henry and his daughter-in-laws sitting around the kitchen table sharing their best “Honey could you please bail me out of jail” stories. Unsurprisingly Henrys are usually the best.
If only because the sheer number of times Henry has had to bail Mabel out of jail beats the number of times Hank or Acacia have had to get bailed out by like, a lot
Mob Bosses are rarely convicted of being Mob Bosses it’s just too hard to prove in court. Most get caught for other things like Tax Evasion. They tried this on Hank but everything checked out all his’ taxes were filed correctly not only that but so where crews. Hank really apricates his sister-in-law. (did you know it’s perfectly legal to file taxes for money you earned illegally?)
So while Reina absolutely does Hank’s taxes (and the Crew’s for a dirt cheap fee: there’s kindness, and then there’s ‘my wife is an artist and we have three kids’), she never has to mess with illegal money.
Hank doesn’t ask for money, and gets extremely uncomfortable if the topic is brought up. What money that does get pushed off onto him immediately goes back into supporting the Crew in the form of food, medical expenses, and/or dank party supplies
pixyrevenge: I just laughed because I have this image of Hank starting a swear jar that people keep sneaking money into or “mistaking” for a donation jar until it just becomes this slush fund for supernatural emergencies/entertainment.
excellent
things your used to as a child become comforting as an adult. this results in the triplets finding thing that creep other people out relaxing or calming like after a stressful day Hank puts on a CD (Mable made) of uncanny violin music etc.
Hank’s taste in music runs widely into the weird sometimes.
A side effect of Hank trying to keep the Diner Crew and his family separate is that they wind up meeting his relatives one a time. There is a running bet on what the next relative will be because so far not a single one has been normal especially as after they meet his immediate family and assume it’s over they meet Aunt Wendy the famous demon hunter and speculation starts right back up again.
His grandparents are nice and normal, though, which the Dinner Crew may well consider abnormal in its own right given the sheer contrast by the time they get there.
how do the Pines parents find out about and then take their grandsons being a supernatural Mob Boss?
Honestly, when it’s compared to their demon son who destroyed an entire state while they were away on vacation, in addition to all the other stuff said son has pulled, it’s really not bad.
And that’s only if they found out.
Mob Bosses are rarely convicted of being Mob Bosses it’s just too hard to prove in court. Most get caught for other things like Tax Evasion. They tried this on Hank but everything checked out all his’ taxes were filed correctly not only that but so where crews. Hank really apricates his sister-in-law. (did you know it’s perfectly legal to file taxes for money you earned illegally?)
So while Reina absolutely does Hank’s taxes (and the Crew’s for a dirt cheap fee: there’s kindness, and then there’s ‘my wife is an artist and we have three kids’), she never has to mess with illegal money.
Hank doesn’t ask for money, and gets extremely uncomfortable if the topic is brought up. What money that does get pushed off onto him immediately goes back into supporting the Crew in the form of food, medical expenses, and/or dank party supplies
Stan and Hank bonding!
Before fishing, before learning how to play (and cheat) at poker, before even pulling up a stool to help make Stancakes…
there was a bucket, it was almost as big as him.
there were bushes full of berries that they were allowed to eat (but only these ones kids, don’t go sticking shit willy nilly in your mouth.)
and large hands over his, guiding them to the best blueberries, hands full of berries to the bucket, and finally a large hand gently holding his as they went home.
Hank finally finds someone who believes him when he says he’s not a mob boss. Unfortunately, it an FBI agent who is determined to “save” him form the crew who are clearly scapegoating the perfectly normal human computer programmer.
At this point in Hank’s life, a regular Tuesday shenanigan then.
the Pines family watching the Adams Family Movies
was a bad idea when the triplets were seven because they spent the next two weeks trying to be as Extra as possible
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