By the time the Crew starts going, Stan is old. Like, really old. He is only with everyone for about another ten years before passing on- point being, if Stan is old, so are most of his contacts at this point. Anyone who would have potentially done Hank harm in the past is at this point content to let sleeping dogs lie.
Especially after they heard what had happened a few years earlier.
Hank’s To-Do List
- Talk with mom about making sure Uncle Dipper doesn’t ‘coincidentally’ show up where we are
- Change oil in Stanmobile
- Double check sea conditions with Grunkle Ford for Hawaii leg of trip
- Go over plan to keep Acacia out of the driver seat one last time with Willow
- Snacks
Acacia’s To-Do List
- Update address book so that everyone can get postcards on trip.
- Get road atlas, also try and convince siblings again that spatial awareness > using your phone to navigate
- Stock up at Aunt Candy’s on bullets, bats, and bayonets
- Decide which artistic medium will best encapsulate this trip, pack accordingly.
- Snacks.
Willow’s To-Do List
- Make sure that 45 page itinerary of trip is finalized and up to date with latest ticket prices, hours of operation, campground reservations, and delicate diplomatic requirements needed to enter the Kingdom of the Underworld
- Remind Hank and Acacia that everyone agreed only two suitcases per sibling.
- Finalize the Ultimate Summer Road Trip Play List
- Snacks
beelieveinbees said: What are some specific mundane objects that the triplets are fond of? (Like, I have a water bottle I really like. Stuff like that)
Acacia: A small tupperware bowl, that lost it’s lid long long ago, and has become a cereal bowl. When she was little she would bodily fight Willow or Hank for that bowl, and when she went to college, the little brown plastic container went with her.
Hank: One of Grunkle Dan’s old flannel shirts. Grunkle Dan left it over at their house when they were ten, and Hank kind of adopted it. It lasted twenty seven years (kept alive by two separate demonic deals) and when it finally fell irrevocably apart, he had Mabel take the pieces and create four small dolls for his kids out of them.
Willow: A massive river stone that Acacia covered in random bits of glitter glue. It feels good in her hand.
The question you should be asking nonny is, does Hank ever tell the Dinner Crew that his first name is Forrest?
Hank is good at haggling because he’s patient, and neither raises his voice nor loses his temper.
Also his uncle is a demon who taught him and his sisters the fine art of The Deal.
And what Dipper didn’t teach them, Stan did
Said shenanigans come from Hank turning them down because for the last fucking time, he’s not that kind of Don.
Hank is good at haggling because he’s patient, and neither raises his voice nor loses his temper.
Hmmm.
Mod S here! So I don’t really see Hank and Willow going hard core emo/edgelord/scene; even if it was in their personalities, Mabel would (not entirely on purpose) take the piss out of it by wholeheartedly and earnestly joining them in the hair-dying and bedecking of clothes in safety pins and generally making it NOT COOL ANYMORE.
(also, their uncle is a demon. they win at being edge forever)
That being said, if Hank and Willow went emo, Acacia would do the opposite of hiding it. No, she would be two steps behind them the whole time, glaring at every single person who even blinks at them wrong, and wearing a whole bunch of suspiciously heavy metal rings to school all the sudden.
There’s only one person who can make fun of her siblings, and that’s Acacia. Everyone else can put up or shut up.
Poor Hank. The amount of attention people pay to him flusters him greatly.
(wendy is amused)
Some teen Triplets 🙂
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