Tag: hank

What would have happened if the kids hadn’t been triplets?

Hmmm… 

I imagine first they’d be spaced out about 18-24 months each. So Acacia would be 4 and Hank 2 when Willow is born. 

They’d still be close, closer than most siblings are, because of who they are, their home life, and the unique circumstances of their childhood. But I think birth order would definitely be more emphasized here. 

So Acacia’s bossiness would be taken up a notch because she’s the oldest, and she gets to go to bed at 9 when Willow has to go to bed at 8 and you should listen to her darnit. The slight babying Willow gets that drives her nuts already is even more pronounced when she is the LITERAL baby of the family. And if you thought Hank was the ultimate middle child in regular AU; HOO BOY.

seiya234:

beelieveinbees: What was all of the triplets first romantic partners?

Acacia: Reina, because she’s a big old weebus who married their high school partner. 

Hank: Ginger Martinez, in 7th grade. They went on three dates to the movies, one date to the park and one to go skating. Were each other’s mutual first kiss; Ginger broke it off because Hank chewed with his mouth open, was iffy on deodorant usage, and forgot Valentine’s Day. 

Willow: goes on one date with a goober named Chris while she’s figuring out her own sexual identity, figures out soon after she’s ace, does her own ace thing after that. 

I’m allowed to submit pictures here right? I have more, but I can’t figure out how to submit more than one at a time, and I don’t want to spam. Have this anyway?

Text:

Acacia: “How do you accidentally mafia?”

Hank: “Don’t tell mom.”

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how do the triplets misbehave?

seiya234:

since they’re still kids and teenagers, and thus not perfect.

Acacia: Typical teenage terror. Think arguments, sulking in her room for hours on end, random crying fits, the occasional shouting blow out. Acacia has a very short temper and it takes her a long time to get some kind of control over it. Argues mostly with Mabel, who also can have a temper too. 

(Its hidden under sequins and sweaters and sweets, but it’s there alright.)

Hank: If he thinks the rules are wrong, or they’re dumb, he feels zero compunction about breaking them. For example, when he was eight, he ate every cookie in the jar because a. cookies are yummy, b. he was hungry, c. why should he have to have only one after dinner? This isn’t often the older he gets, but there are still one or two serious groundings in high school because of this trait.

(seriously, is it anyone this fucking kid makes a mafia i s2g)

Willow: Gets shunted to being the Good Girl (not in the family… mostly, but definitely outside of it.) Between that pressure and constantly being treated with kid gloves, Willow tends to bottle things up, and then occasionally explodes. Said explosions are usually paired with barbed remarks made with the help of her emphatic powers.

(When they were 11, Stan had to physically separate Willow and Acacia, who were doing their best to beat the shit out of each other, even though said attempts were mainly slaps and scratches. Acacia wouldn’t say what Willow said to start it. Willow never did either. But neither of them spoke to each other for a week after)

I’m curious to know what everybody is favorite donut flavor is for Dipper and family.

Henry and Stan: plain glazed

Acacia: Chocolate cake.

Hank: Blueberry cake.

Willow: jelly filled.

Dipper: a weird mixture of dirt, glass, and onion flakes he puts on himself. 

Mabel: okay so first you glaze it, then you put Fruity Pebbles on it but oh wait there’s already Fruity Pebbles baked in the dough okay so Cocoa Pebbles on top, then you get maple syrup and-

Psychic Singularity Ch 05

phenyxsnest:

Hank was, unfortunately, more used to waking from being knocked unconscious than he liked to be.

Which
meant he had plenty of practice at taking stock of his surroundings as
quickly as possible once he managed to wake up, without having to bother
with fuzzy stages between unconscious and awake.

He cracked open his eyes, glancing around and trying not to let on that he’d regained consciousness just yet.

Then
he felt something nudge the back of his head, and long association told
him it was a nightmare snout before he could panic. Sure that they
wouldn’t be simply nudging him if there was danger (since the nightmares
could be just as bad as Uncle Dipper when it came to being
overprotective), Hank opened his eyes properly and sat up.

That of
Teeth stepped back, giving him room as he took in his surroundings. If
Hank had to guess, he’d say he was back in the town square, but…the
platform was back, the cross the Alliance had tied Uncle Dipper to on it
still standing, though tilted and unsteady looking. He knew that thing
had been chopped up and burned down…hell, he had roasted marshmallows
over it! So why the hell was it standing again?

More than the
cross was different from before, he realized after staring at it for a
few more seconds. The platform was made of old, jagged wood, unlike the
smooth surface the Alliance had built, and the whole thing looked
unsteady and dangerous. The cross itself wasn’t the smooth thing he’d
seen, but just as jagged and painful looking as the rest of the
platform, and it gave Hank the shivers and made bile rise in his throat
to look at it.

Since this was at least partially his uncle’s
mindscape…Hank had a pretty good idea for why both platform and cross
looked like that.

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The dinner crew reacting to meeting hanks siblings for the first time?

seiya234:

Oonagh/Acacia

Oonagh was very, very, very gay.

But sadly, Acacia was even more taken. 

(though she did get Acacia to draw her like one of her french girls, so there was that)

Mindy/Willow

Willow smiled.

As a mother, who would eventually send this child back to her own mother, she should probably not encourage this behavior. 

On the other hand, Mindy burned blue, blue fire, and what was life without a little troublemaking here and there?

“Okay Mindy honey, on the count of three. One, two, three-”

“FWOOSH!” Mindy screamed and let out the biggest flame she could.

Laughing, Willow couldn’t help but let out a ‘fwoosh’ of her own as she lit her hands up. 

Lucy Ann/Acacia

Time had stopped.

Well, not actually.

(Even Uncle Dipper couldn’t do that; it had taken all of their halloween candy when they were twelve to get him to fess that up but it had been worth it.)

Around them in the little diner off Willamette Street, people had stopped eating, the waitstaff frozen in place, and even the cooks were peaking their head out of the order window.

The air between Lucy Ann and Acacia wasn’t blue but it damn well should have been with the now-going-on-three-minutes of non-stop, creative, anatomically impossible profanity they were trying to one up each other with.

Hank buried his head in his hands. 

He would never be able to show his face in this diner again. 

Psychic Singularity Ch 03

phenyxsnest:

The town of Gravity Falls was torn when Mabel finished her story of what had happened so far that day.

There was sympathy that Dipper was suffering, but there was anger,
too, that he was dragging them into it, even if he was apparently
unwilling and unconscious of doing it.

And beneath the anger, ran worry, for themselves and for Dipper, that only made everyone more anxious, angrier and more afraid.

They were arguing amongst each other about what to do and what was
going on as soon as Mabel had finished, getting louder by the minute and
ignoring the Pines.

One of the Flock butted against Mabel’s side, and she stumbled into her daughter’s side with an ‘oomph’.

Most of the Flock (and there were a lot of them now, more than Bill
had ever had, and it was looking like he was going to have more than any
demon before, according to a mostly proud, slightly worried Dipper)
were moving to line the walls and cluster around the weakest points of
the building, while a smaller cluster stood nearby and watched the Pines
family (and adopted family) with worrying intensity.

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to the triplets (specifically Acacia) what was the worst thing you ever did that you DIDN’T get caught for?

seiya234:

Hank

My girlfriend in 11th grade, Veronica, talked me into riding with her on her motorbike…. without a helmet.

Vivi

So in other news my husband is a huge fucking dweeb.

Willow

I burned one of our report cards in fourth grade because we were each failing a class. I threw the ashes in the toilet and we never got caught. In retrospect, Stan and Dipper were covering for us because that was the year Uncle Dipper got Really Invested in our homework- especially that semester.

Oh, and the time burned the soul out of my English teacher. But I told Uncle Dipper about that one so I don’t know if that counts.

Acacia

:3