Mob Bosses are rarely convicted of being Mob Bosses it’s just too hard to prove in court. Most get caught for other things like Tax Evasion. They tried this on Hank but everything checked out all his’ taxes were filed correctly not only that but so where crews. Hank really apricates his sister-in-law. (did you know it’s perfectly legal to file taxes for money you earned illegally?)

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So while Reina absolutely does Hank’s taxes (and the Crew’s for a dirt cheap fee: there’s kindness, and then there’s ‘my wife is an artist and we have three kids’), she never has to mess with illegal money. 

Hank doesn’t ask for money, and gets extremely uncomfortable if the topic is brought up. What money that does get pushed off onto him immediately goes back into supporting the Crew in the form of food, medical expenses, and/or dank party supplies

pixyrevenge: I just laughed because I have this image of Hank starting a swear jar that people keep sneaking money into or “mistaking” for a donation jar until it just becomes this slush fund for supernatural emergencies/entertainment.

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Do the demons representing the seven deadly sins exist in the Transcendence AU? If yes, has Alcor met them before?

There are probably demons that characterize themselves according to those seven sins, but they aren’t embodiments of those sins. If you were to, say, kill the demon of ‘lust,’ that still wouldn’t change anything in the world. People themselves would still lust; that one demon that styled themseves after the concept of lust would just be dead. 

Kitty Reincarnation HC

I headcanon that most of the ordinal crew have reincarnated as cats at least once (odds be damned), because it’s too cute an idea to pass up and because it’s basically a rule at this point that the Universe screws with Dipper. 

Kitty!Henry is definitely a big friendly maine coon with fabulous ear tufts. Kitty!Ford is is polydactyl cat who is constantly getting everywhere he shouldn’t be. Kitty!Stan can get even Alcor to give him table scraps. Kitty!Wendy is the most chill cat ever, but someone once tried to break into her person’s house and now the perp has borderline PTSD from the event. Kitty!Soos is the biggest, most fluffy house cat you’ll ever see, and despite the fact that he breaks everything not glued to the shelf everyone who knows him loves him.