I recently realized something. The Zalgo text has been such a huge part of this AU, notably among the writers, but we have never incorporated a tribute to this wacky script into the world proper. So I propose we put Zalgo in-verse as one of the worlds’ demons! The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos, He Who Waits Behind the Wall, Z͖̼̮̫̩̯͜a̧͕̬̖l͉̣͈͎͉͕g̙̕o͓͔͖̼̤͇͕͘.

chacw said: Hes a great public speaker. If you understand him. Also his spoken word poetry can bring even demons to tears

Henry’s old high school class holds a reunion. Does he go? if he does how do his old class mate and teachers react to the man he has become? how much chaos does Mable cause?

Henry doesn’t go to every reunion, but he makes it out to a few- 10, 15, 25

As far as his high school experience goes, it honestly wasn’t that bad. He missed out on a lot, mainly because he was working as many hours as he could at the local grocery store to save for college, and spending what little free time he had at the library to keep his grades up.

Mrs. Frinkle and Mr. Carpenter are beyond thrilled though, to see Henry, that he got out safe, and that he’s doing well.

His classmates are also glad to see that Henry is alive and happy (he didn’t have many close friends, but kids aren’t stupid, and everyone in town was afraid of Arnold Corduroy.) They are also pleasantly surprised that Henry got married, and even if Mabel is, well, Mabel, well it’s all for the better because she got Henry out of that shell and he actually talks more at the reunion than he did all of junior year sooooo…

Henry contemplates the fact that in any other family a loved one arriving home covered in blood would probably require more reassurances than “don’t worry it’s not mine”

Worryingly, it’s Mabel who does this more than Dipper.

Dipper high on dipnip and meowing along to {Insert Song Here} while Mabel records it.

Songs Mabel Pines Has Gotten Her Brother To “Sing” While Stoned on Weird Demon Catnip

“Boots and Boys”-Ke$ha
“Your Body is a Wonderland”- John Mayer
the song that never ends
“Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj
“Wonder” by Natalie Merchant
half of the Beatles’ back catalog
the song that never ends part two
“Downtown” by Petulia Clarke
the entirety of Jesus Christ Superstar
“Wannabe” by the Spice Girls
“Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)”- The Backstreet Boys
the song that never ends part three
whatever old man music Stan is listening to that day, just to fuck with him
“Dragula” by Rob Zombie

HC: When Ford goes, Dipper doesn’t know how to feel.

I’ve been looking through old posts on here (all the way back in October 2014) and can’t seem to find any reason to why Mable sold her soul to Dipper. My question is why did she sell her soul and what was the situation. How did Dipper feel about it? Thanks! ~Ace

Mabel gave her soul up to Dipper in order to save her life. Now the how and why we’ve left a little fuzzy; general consensus is late teens/early twenties while demon hunting, though @haberdashing wrote a fic where Mabel is injured in a car wreck.

So wait, is Dippers blood actual gold? Has anyone tested the theory, as in to figure out whether its gold colored blood or actual gold?????

transcendence-au:

Dipper’s blood is golden! Gold does not do all the things his blood can do. Gold does not burn, or start steaming upon contact with the air, or all the things that fic authors have written it doing.

awesomecat42: $10 says Stan has tried to sell bottles of it at least once.

spot on

As with most things Alcors summons have trends various circles or deals become popular for a time then die out. He learns pretty quickly to keep an eye on any potential triggers for these trends so he prepared. but no matter how hard he tries he’s never prepared enough for when a new Twin Souls thing comes out.

It haunts him, as it does the mods

Henry blinks once stares at his miniaturized wife for a moment then sighs and gives into her demands to carry her around in his shirt pocket till this wares off. The sad part he can’t even blame Dipper. Mable got into this mess all on her own.

Mabel spends a solid fifteen minutes chanting “POCKET WIFE!” The explanation for how she got that way includes two unicorns, a rock with a hole in it, some pancakes, and a cranky djinn.

A couple of hundred years in the future Dipper carves Mables face into mountain. Partly because his worried about forgetting her face, partly because he thinks she’d approve and partly because his really high. the carving itself becomes kind of legendary as no one but Dipper knows where it came from as far as the wider world in concerned it just appear one day out of nowhere not impossible Post-Transcendence admittedly but still an mystery.

transcendence-au:

Another mystery: how is it that rock- you know, rock– became imbued to the molecular level with glitter

chacw: Plot twist: all of the near by mountains when they get destroyed they go up in massive clouds of rainbow glitter. It becomes a tradition to take a small stone from a near by mountain and smash it on your 18th birthday.