When i read that mythbusters story, the first thing that came to mind was that if Mabel did the summoning instead of Wendy, her ritual call would be he shouting “YO DIP DOP, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE”

Mabel knows that Dipper will come to her no matter what she says and shamelessly takes advantage of it.

HC: A Mizar in the future, inspired by some weird old shows she found, decide to summon Alcor to try to become a Magic Girl so she can deal with the local gangs and stuff. Alcor agrees because he thinks this is the Best Idea. Would this cause a lot of chaos or all the chaos, and how exasperated are the local cops?

In this order: so much chaos, and they are very exasperated but sometimes a little thankful (though that’s always with a heavy side of why is this my life)

reblobing:

drawing-prompt-s:

Vines and bone

Soil and Arcane magic

Shadowy glue and glowing eyes

@transcendence-au

*Mod S sweats nervously*

What is it like in the most barren places in the world post-Transcendence (like Antarctica)? Are they teeming with previously-unknown magical creatures and intense magic-storms and who knows what else, or are they just about the only places on Earth without any magic at all?

All the world has magic. Some rare places are simply more magical than others. Even rarer are those with magic too strong to bear by any living creature.Those who stay too long become unrecognizable and one with the land, or the sea, or the sky.

I was re-reading a few semi-recent posts, and it occurred to me… Given the stereotype of demons liking CONTRACTS, asking one to make you into magical girl is probably a terrible idea even if they don’t screw with it at all, since they might go for one particular version of how magical girls work…

There are, unfortunately, those who do not think their contract through and there are those who take advantage of their contractees.

The thing about Ian creating his own cartoon where he voices the main villain is that he is an R!Bill, and in the show Bill is voiced by Alex Hirsch, who created the cartoon, and that makes me irrationally happy.

So wait, after the end of the universe dipper dies and the world restarts. The nightmares and the dreams become the new demons and angels. So do they ever look into their old master and be happy for him, or a bit sad that he isn’t Alcor any more?

Both- it’s definitely bittersweet. They’re happy that Alcor has finally rejoined the cycle, has the opportunity to be a normal person again, but they also do miss who he was and used to be to them.

HC that Dipper spends a human life span as a violin maker & creates instruments that rival Stradivarius but does this by hand. Only using his powers for other things, never for his instrument making (though he may put runes/a spell on them for longevity idk). His instruments are greatly saught after, even thousands of years after his ‘death’. Bonus if he raises orphaned kids & teaches them how he does it, but they are never as good as his. Extra Bonus if his star pupil is an R!Bill.

Oh my god and you know Dipper

has a database of all the instruments he made so he can keep tabs on them. It’s an excel spreadsheet, and there’s about forty to fifty categories
chortles every time he hears his name mentioned as being on the same level as Stradivarius
doesn’t actually play the instruments he’s made, when the opportunity is presented to him. That would be a little weird, but he can’t exactly articulate why
is generally a big fucking dork about the whole thing

HC: Ford writes a new Journal on Dipper, just for himself. He doesn’t keep it a secret on purpose, but no one asks, so no one knows about it. Someone mentions, offhand, how Dipper might be tortured or captured or worse if enough information about him was known – but surely no one has an encylopedia on Dipper, right? Ford passes two sleepless months, then takes Stan’s thirty-year old lighter and reduces the Journal to ash.

Hank finally finds someone who believes him when he says he’s not a mob boss. Unfortunately, it an FBI agent who is determined to “save” him form the crew who are clearly scapegoating the perfectly normal human computer programmer.

At this point in Hank’s life, a regular Tuesday shenanigan then.