seiya234:

beelieveinbees said:  What are some specific mundane objects that the triplets are fond of? (Like, I have a water bottle I really like. Stuff like that)

Acacia: A small tupperware bowl, that lost it’s lid long long ago, and has become a cereal bowl. When she was little she would bodily fight Willow or Hank for that bowl, and when she went to college, the little brown plastic container went with her.

Hank: One of Grunkle Dan’s old flannel shirts. Grunkle Dan left it over at their house when they were ten, and Hank kind of adopted it. It lasted twenty seven years (kept alive by two separate demonic deals) and when it finally fell irrevocably apart, he had Mabel take the pieces and create four small dolls for his kids out of them.

Willow: A massive river stone that Acacia covered in random bits of glitter glue. It feels good in her hand.

The Pines family weirdness becomes kind of legendary in certain circles. Most believe it’s a result of being at the epicentre of the transcendence. Of coarse the family know that’s not the case. Several descendants attempts to discover it’s source have hit dead ends. There’s been something off about the Pines family tree for as far back as it can be reliably traced which is not actually all that far. Stan’s not the first Pines to fake his death or take on a new identity it seems.

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Hank nice normal looking Hank walks into a pawn shop in Portland maybe for a gift, cane or selling something. The owner plays hardball because he thinks this is easy money. Hank leaves having got a great deal because of course he does. Even funnier if someone tells the hapless owner who exactly he just spent the last fifteen minutes haggling with after Hank leaves.

welcome-tothe-mystery-shack:

transcendence-au:

Hank is good at haggling because he’s patient, and neither raises his voice nor loses his temper.

Also his uncle is a demon who taught him and his sisters the fine art of The Deal.

And what Dipper didn’t teach them, Stan did