The Mystery Shack becomes the subject of furious debate not long after it becomes a library. the library is clearly legit hundreds of researchers and professional debunkers have examined the place and everything checks out. Which makes since as Ford’s and Mable’s reputations grow. this however begs the question on The Shack was it just a tourist trap or was it all real. It’s gone now there’s only photo and anecdotal evidence left. Stan’s loves starting these debates and watching the sparks fly

excellent

To demonologists Mizar is the biggest headache that exists. Alcor is clearly a demon a powerful demon but a demon. The Woodsman is clearly a creature possibly a forest god but again fit the classifications. Mizar on the other hand has no summoning circle but sometime appears in Alcor’s there are multiple reliable sources that report her appearing as a baby or young child possibly explaining the myth of Gliese so shape shifting and demonic fire. Some think Alcor created her just to mess with them

Not to mention that sometimes decades or even a century or two will go without an active Mizar, how hard it can be to find/prove who Mizar is, the occasional record tampering Dipper will do to ensure people don’t look too deeply into the past wrt Mizar… the list goes on!

Hank nice normal looking Hank walks into a pawn shop in Portland maybe for a gift, cane or selling something. The owner plays hardball because he thinks this is easy money. Hank leaves having got a great deal because of course he does. Even funnier if someone tells the hapless owner who exactly he just spent the last fifteen minutes haggling with after Hank leaves.

Hank is good at haggling because he’s patient, and neither raises his voice nor loses his temper.

HC: Hank and Willow simultaneously go into an emo phase. Like heavy, edgelord clothes. (Special Five Hours Only! Only $19.99!) Dyed hair. EVERYTHING. Now, Acacia has to hide this from EVERYONE, because if she saves them from getting mockery for this, they’ll help her??? (Bonus points if the two even go by their ‘demon’ names (Gliese and the one I can’t remember for Hank from that one fic)))

Hmmm.

Mod S here! So I don’t really see Hank and Willow going hard core emo/edgelord/scene; even if it was in their personalities, Mabel would (not entirely on purpose) take the piss out of it by wholeheartedly and earnestly joining them in the hair-dying and bedecking of clothes in safety pins and generally making it NOT COOL ANYMORE.

(also, their uncle is a demon. they win at being edge forever)

That being said, if Hank and Willow went emo, Acacia would do the opposite of hiding it. No, she would be two steps behind them the whole time, glaring at every single person who even blinks at them wrong, and wearing a whole bunch of suspiciously heavy metal rings to school all the sudden. 

There’s only one person who can make fun of her siblings, and that’s Acacia. Everyone else can put up or shut up.

Wendy visiting Portland and everyone freaking out because this can’t end well. The police and city at large watch with baited breath for the confrontation between Don Pines and the Demon Hunter. Only nothing happens. Well not nothing they met, they have dinner together, they’re photographed hugging but no fight. Certain sections of the city panic at this because even THE WENDY CORDROY won’t mess with Don Pines.

Poor Hank. The amount of attention people pay to him flusters him greatly.

(wendy is amused)