Who even came up with Hank the Mafia Don? Who looked at that sweet bab and and said: Yeeeess, this one will accidently start a (not really, but everyone thinks so) criminal empire by fighting racists. I mean it’s brilliant, but how?

Hank and His Supernatural Mafia is entirely due to two amazing people: @mayordomogoliat who started the whole damn thing and has provided a ton of worldbuilding and brainstorming, and @gardenofphantoms who came up with Hank’s crew and let me use her babies. 

All thanks to them y’all.

What, what in the eldritch hells have you done? My mind has been shattered, my heart burnt to dust, wh…what ARE you? Why? I can’t feel my soul…GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW OR I WILL PULL HORRORS FROM BEYOND TIME AND SPACE TO TAKE IT BACK!! please, not even men and women with minds of steel could withstand the onslaught of feels you’ve bombarded this fandom with….I WANT A REFUND!!

Can’t help you sweetheart, you’re the one that trusted your soul to a blog about a demon.