Tag: pacifica
pacifica and mabel playing minigolf and dipper is there, mostly to piss off pacifica. he moves though her right as she swings. he tugs on her hair. he materializes right in front of her. at one point she literally summons him just so that she can beat the shit out of him with a golf club, but it’s just as frustrating because he’s just laughing the whole time and letting her do it
Dat dipper
I feel like it would be some sort of divine retribution to have Pacifica end up getting a crush on Dipper for a while
bc goddamn his “Alcor” persona isn’t actually dorky at all? He’s like, really freaking suave and confident???
the first time he crashes the Northwest Halloween party as Alcor, she lies awake that night just staring at her ceiling because oh no he was hot
(better yet, at some point she summons him just to make a deal to get him to take her to some fancy party her parents are dragging her to and he’s like “what are you planning??” and she’s like “HA HA THIS IS JUST. A THING. I JUST WANT TO USE YOU AS ARM CANDY CAUSE YOU’RE THE ONLY GUY I KNOW WHO LOOKS HALF DECENT IN A SUIT LOOK DO YOU WANT A FREE NIGHT TO BE CORPOREAL OR NOT”
Dipper returns home after making the deal cause yeah sure why not, sits down in the living room with this almost horrified expression and Mabel asks what’s up and he’s like “I’m not entirely sure but I think Pacifica asked me out on a date??”)
I mean don’t get me wrong it wouldn’t go anywhere but Mabel would not get over this nor would she let Pacifica live this down like “hey remember when you totally had the hots for my brother that was hilarious”
idk I’d also like to see them reconcile a tiny bit with a heartfelt conversation, but still ultimately have this love-hate relationship where Dipper continues to adore giving back to her what she dished out to him and Mabel all those years ago, with stupid pranks and teasing and shit
omg if halloween is considered a “truce” day with otherwise malevolent creatures and humans, and a lot of demons and ghosts can be tangible that day/night
gravity falls would be a fucking PARTY TOWN
DIPPER COULD MAKE THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLACE INTO A RAVE
there’s always at least one party going on that’s JUST gravity falls residents so dipper can go and not worry about ~ruining his reputation~
IE doing horrible karaoke with his sister
using his powers for terribly mundane and stupid shit
getTING IN A DRINKING CONTEST WITH WENDY AND LOSING HORRIBLY
before they begin someone is like “50 BUCKS ON COURDEROY” and dipper is like aw ye wait till we hear what people bet on ME im a fuCKING DEMON HAHA GET READY TO LOSE SUCKER
no one bets on dipper
"WHAT THE SHIT YOU GUYS COME ON IM FUCKING OMNISCIENT DO YOU REALLY THINK I’D LOSE TO A HUMAN"
"but you’re dipper"
“yeah”
"ok ok fine here’s a bet for you – i bet a 20 you don’t last two shots"
someone gets 20 bucks that night
i pity anyony who isn’t a GF resident who sneaks into that party bc they heard rumors of Alcor being there – and they expect it to be like, cultish, terrifying and thrilling
and they see like
Candy dragging a very embarrassingly drunk Alcor across the floor
whining like a five year old about to have a tantrum and then tries to be all intimidating like “RELEASE ME, MORTAL” until someone covers his face with silly string
omg I bet it becomes tradition for Dipper to go crash Pacifica’s party every year, which of course always has a TON of people from all over the state. which she acts upset about EVERY TIME but is secretly like yeah ok i like your guys’ party better so that’s my cue to go join you guys now
“oh it’s 11pm, time to go crash the Northwest party” “wait dipper you still have silly string in your hair” “make those rich old men piss themselves and don’t carry Pacifica over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes this time when you bring her back” “I make no promises”
Dipper teleports back after some time, Pacifica slung over one shoulder and kicking and yelling at him as per usual
“PUT ME DOWN YOU MANNERLESS HEATHEN, BEFORE I – NO NO NO NOT IN THE APPLE BARREL DIPPER I SWEAR TO GOD”
Dipper just being able to interact with everyone in town and he gets to be himself (which does include his “Alcor” side too) and the shenanigans that ensue ghhhhhhh
Deals With Devils
Another transcendence au ficlet. This one’s based on this ask and this one, and sorry to the first anon but I didn’t (overtly, at least) make the quadruplets part of the family, so if you or anyone else wants to write a continuation or another version of this please do.
“YOU DARE SUMMON ALCOR THE DREAM BENDER?” Dipper, his form somewhat obscured by shadows, bared his teeth in the approximation of a grin, looking at the four children in front of him and wondering why they seemed so familiar. The kids all took a step or three back from the summoning circle they’d drawn on their basement floor with chalk. They looked panicked and about ready to cry, but none of them were hyperventilating or sobbing yet, which was good or annoying depending on how you saw it. Dipper’s more demonic instincts encouraged him to traumatize the kids, but he shoved those ideas down in favor of banishing the shadows around him.
“We need your help.” One of the kids said once she’d found her words, the patch over her right eye half-obscured by her bangs, and oh, how history recreated itself ever so nicely.
DEAL WITH A DEVIL pt 1 of something
Gravity Falls Transcendence AU! So this completely contradicts some of the head canon out there but I started writing this before I’d read it and I’m a little attached to this now so that is okay with me. Set after a certain fic which is definitely not mine and which I will link here. (Is that allowed? Well, I hope so, because I wrote this thing and it’s not over yet.)
Deal with a Devil; 4415 words. Hope you guys like it!
I get a kick out of imagining people finding out that characters like Robbie or Pacifica have a “feud” with Alcor. Just like, imagining all the paranoia and conspiracy theories about how the Northwest family line is ~cursed by a demon~ and how that could have happened, when the reality is Dipper sometimes pulls little pranks on Pacifica when they happen to cross paths because he still doesn’t really like her and she just rolls her eyes because even as a demon he’s obviously a big fussy nerd.
I imagine Mabel and Pacifica becoming weird sort of friends at some point – but Dipper still never completely taking to her, mostly because she still acts like a spoiled rich snob most of the time.
So when they do these little get-togethers, and say… do a round of bowling, Pacifica notices this really suspicious shadow making her bowling ball slam into the gutter each time and she’s like “MABEL YOUR FREAKY DEMON BROTHER KEEPS SABOTAGING ME”
and Dipper would poof into existence just to spite her, so many feet away, lounging innocently with their other friends sitting in the back, all “I have no idea what she’s talking about, I’m right here”
Pacifica starts going off on how she’s not stupid, she knows he can move when he’s invisible, and Dipper’s trying so hard not to laugh, but Wendy chortles and punches him so hard in the shoulder he nearly topples over and he loses it
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