So many possibilities. Autistic Reincarnated!Mabel. Ace R!Henry. Polyamorous R!Triplets (which would be in a triad with each other and the first time Dipper meets them he’s a bit weirded out bc. Triplets. But also not bc they’re not related in this life??). R!Pacifica with narcolepsy. R!Mabel with ADHD (and man, POOR parents, she’d be hyper as fuck and they’d get gray raising her). R!Stan as a child soldier in a third world country. Emo R!Wendy and cherry-as-fuck R!Robbie (he WAS a happy kid)(1)

(2) Empath R!Bill (Dipper would laugh so hard at the poor kid, jfc. It must be pretty emotionally overwhelming going from not-really-feeling to feeling-AND-feeling-other-people’s-feelings tho). Sociopath R!Soos. R!Mabel with MDD. Soldier R!Hank. R!Willow with dyslexia. Actual Medium R!Gideon (Dipper feels skeptic at first. Then he realizes Gideon is terrified of demons but unfortunately can see them, and he laughs really hard). R!Robbie with CDD. The possibilities are endless.

we can has fic? kthxbai

Robbie Ideas!

Here are the Robbie ideas I had! You can always change them too.

1. Maybe Robbie lost his home to the explosion or whatever large harming thing caused by the transcendence happened, and he and his family don’t have enough money to get it rebuilt. Robbie becomes a VERY depressed street performer. Maybe basing his songs on his dispair and loss.

2. Robbie gets so desperate for a home or money or just plain help that he summons Alcor. Then blames it all on Alcor now that he knows he was in the center of it all. Hates him even more when he knows that it’s dipper. Dipstick has a dilemma on whether to help him or not.

3. If dipstick offers his help, Robbie might refuse anyway due to trust issues until his situation gets worse (maybe street gang ruining his instrument that he has to make money off of?), and makes the decision last second. He doesn’t recieve much, but it is at least a home and something to live off of.

4.Maybe Robbie and dippy start to get along better… notice each other’s strength instead of each other’s flaws, and understand each other better. It wouldn’t be for a long time though.

More may be coming!

Deals With Devils

mickeyturner:

Another transcendence au ficlet. This one’s based on this ask and this one, and sorry to the first anon but I didn’t (overtly, at least) make the quadruplets part of the family, so if you or anyone else wants to write a continuation or another version of this please do.

“YOU DARE SUMMON ALCOR THE DREAM BENDER?” Dipper, his form somewhat obscured by shadows, bared his teeth in the approximation of a grin, looking at the four children in front of him and wondering why they seemed so familiar. The kids all took a step or three back from the summoning circle they’d drawn on their basement floor with chalk. They looked panicked and about ready to cry, but none of them were hyperventilating or sobbing yet, which was good or annoying depending on how you saw it. Dipper’s more demonic instincts encouraged him to traumatize the kids, but he shoved those ideas down in favor of banishing the shadows around him.

“We need your help.” One of the kids said once she’d found her words, the patch over her right eye half-obscured by her bangs, and oh, how history recreated itself ever so nicely.

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robbie trying to summon a /different/ demon to get wendy to fall in love with him, but he accidentally messes something up along the way, like misplaces a symbol, or is really just a terrible artist, and /ACCIDENTALLY/ summons dipper, but he doesn’t realize it until he’s already half way through his request, cause he doesn’t look up from the notes he wrote on his hand about what he actually wants.

It could even be taken a step further – Dipper obscures himself in smoke and shadows the whole time, and they actually end up making a deal.

But the second they shake hands and the flames are still flickering, Dipper reveals himself and has this shit-eating (and honestly quite terrifying) grin on his face, and begins to list off exactly what horrific loophole Robbie left wide open that could lead to the poor guy’s untimely demise or at best, a brutal beating or humiliation.

Robbie’s halfway to pissing himself when Dipper lets him off the hook with something only moderately demeaning – and of course, he also goes without winning Wendy’s heart.

Dipper leaves with a tip of his hat and a smile and sweetly advises him not to turn to demon summoning again unless he wants to die~

At least Robbie doesn’t try it again and has to rely on his charm to woo girls.