Tag: soos

This is the anon who submitted the wedding list.
Mod S, if you are writing a fic of that you can use anything I have ever submitted to write it. I know whatever you write will be awesome.
Also I thought of more things. Which I will list now.
Mr. and Mrs. Pines come and try not to do anything offensive on Mabel’s special day. May or may not succeed. Up to you.
Stan admits that he spent a significant amount of money on Mabel’s wedding. EVERYONE is all “OMG! STAN spent money!” And Stan’s all “Screw all of you!” And Then Mabel gets all emotional and goes “Oh, Grunkle Stan, I knew you cared!” And THAT’S when Stan get all embarrassed in his Stan way.
Henry has a “This is going to be my life from now on” existential moment that makes him smile. He may or may not share this with Dipper.
Dipper walks Mabel down the aisle.
Soos is the Best Man.
Soos’s Best Man Speech.
ALL the speeches really.
At some point during the wedding, Manly Dan stands up and shouts “YEAAAAHHH!!!” Bonus if it’s during an important part of the ceremony, like right after the “I dos”. Extra Bonus if Mabel joins in.
Pacifica is there at every stage of planning the wedding.
Grenda arrives on a cerberus. She shouts “NO REGRETS, MABEL!”
“Your notepad’s a piece of bark Toby”
Someone spikes the punch and the gnomes start barfing rainbows.
Dipper gets the dogs and Aoshima from Mabel’s Smile Dip hallucinations to show up.
Henry does something Accidentally Awesome and half the guests are “So THAT’S why she’s marrying him.”
Tambry blogs about the wedding and it causes a mix of disbelief, jealousy, confusion, and mass hysteria. Especially after she posts videos of Alcor the Dreambender doing the chicken dance.
Quentin Trembly reminds everyone that Mabel is still a U.S congressman.

Again, Mod S, your fic will be awesome. Unending Mabelkitty Dipper Willbreaking Stare GO!

Swans, Leeches, and endless coffee

by Sammykh

This was by far, the weirdest cult Wendy has ever faced.  And this was partly Soos’ fault. It started when she and Soos were Chillin at the Gravity Falls Diner, chatting about their lives and just catching up. Everyone is used to weirdness in Gravity Falls, seeing unusual things has been second nature even before the Transcendence. But no one was prepared for what happened next. One minute everything was calm, and enjoyable, then the next squawking swans covered in leeches filled the Diner as Wendy and Soos got bags thrown over their heads. Fighting cultists blind, Wendy has done on numerous occasions. But swans covered in leeches, were ironically out for blood. Armed with a fork and a table knife, Soos began swinging aimlessly while being pecked. Wendy got a knife from her boot, but before she could stab her assailants, she was hit hard on the back of her head, and she fell unconscious.

 

Wendy woke up to the honking of an innumerable amount of swans. Trying her binds, she was secured tightly to a wooden pillar. So she was in a warehouse, this will be fun. Taking a better look of her surroundings, she noticed not only the millions of swans, but tanks upon tanks filled with leeches. Her only thought was, “What the hell?” She felt a slight tug on the ropes, and saw Soos stirring from his previous unconscious state.

“Soos? Hey man, you alright?”

 

“Yeah dude, head hurts though.”

 

“I take it you’ve never gotten K’O’ed before?”

 

Before Soos could reply, one of the metal garage-ish doors that warehouses have, clanked open loudly. In walked a guy who, presumably, was the cult leader. The fact that he was in front of the other robed cultists gave Wendy that clue.

 

“HAIL FAMILIERS OF ALCOR!” Cried out the Leader.

 

“HAIL” Sang the others. ‘Would they dare sacrifice us even knowing we were his friends?’ Wendy thought to herself before asking:” So, what do you want with us?”

 

“Friends of Alcors are friends of ours, we want you to be witnesses of a SPECTACULAR feat.” The leader said dramatically.

 

“SPECTACULAR” Chanted the cult behind him.

 

“Dude” Soos wispered to Wendy. “These guys are bonkers!” Wendy nodded in agreement.

 

Suddenly, the cult began grabbing swans by the necks while chanting. Wendy looked worriedly at Soos. Half of the cultists broke off to grab buckets by the tanks, and began to fill them with leeches. Wendy prepared to prick her finger on her summoning ring, ready to summon Alcor if things got messy. Then the cultists stopped chanting, threw the buckets onto the swans, and only too late did wendy see that the entire warehouse was a summoning circle. Next thing Wendy knew, she was seeing more demons than she has ever seen before at one time, be summoned right in front of her. Pricking her finger, she summoned Alcor.

 

“Dip, you’ve got to see this” He came immediately, and froze.

 

“So thats where all the swans went” Was the first thing he said after an awkward minute of staring between the cultists, deamons, and Alcor himself.

 

“Scew this, I aint’ messin with Alcor.” One of the lower deamons said, and popped out of the room, followed by the rest one by one. Soon the only deamon present was Alcor himself.

 

“Dudes, that was the freakiest thing to ever happen.” Soos said, more calm than Wendy felt. For a moment, she thought this would all end badly. The cultists just looked petrified. They didn’t include Alcors symbol in the circle.

 

“W-we can explain” The cult leader said.

 

“Were you trying to sacrifice what was MINE, to those other deamons?” Alcor said, starting to go black.

 

“N-n- no! I-I… It was their fault, their idea. We just worshipped Cygnus, the deamon of swans. We wanted to please him by getting rid of the other deamons!” The leader said.

 

“By attempting to sacrifice what was M̷͕̤͙ͪ̎I̐͏̢̲̰͔͜N̰͚͈͂̏ͬͤĘ̟͕̙ͯ̈́̆́ͯͅ!̲͔̯̾͒͑̆̽?͎̖̞̱̟͕͚͎͋͂ͤ̓́̽͟͡”

 

“Kick their butts Alcor!” Wendy shouted. Alcor turned towards Wendy and Soos, muttering about almost forgetting about them, and teleported them away, namely, to the Library.

 

“So, who is up for some endless coffee?” Soos asked to no one in particular.

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“And that was the time your Uncle Alcor saved us from a Swan/leech deamon worshipping cult.” Wend concluded, earning ooohs and ahhs from the triplets, who began asking a million questions at a time.

“One at a time one at a time” Wendy laughed.

 

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Swans, Leeches, and endless coffee

1-There have been headcanons that Soos’s spirit ended up inhabiting the shack after he died, and that Stan’s spirit stuck around, at least for a time before he was reincarnated (or perhaps between reincarnations. h/c that part of the reason the shack grows is basic construction as it is needed, another part is dipper, keeping the pantry stocked and adding rooms as he sees fit (and extra wing specifically for pets and pet needs), but another is that the evil people who have been turned into trees

in the adjoining forest by the woodsman are used as spiritual power by the spirits of late Pines and extended family non-Pines that reside in the shack, between reincarnations or permanently, to build. The massive visiting dead are what lend the Shack sentience, so much so that the original wing, the Shack, separates from the Library and the Star Scout dorms to become the traveling shack which dipper and a select few dead reside in. Still many ghosts wander the forest and haunt the treehouse.

In Your Game For Two 1/5

marypsue:

Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five

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Dipper was gone.

In the middle of all the confusion and uproar, that was the only thing Mabel could focus on. The portal under the Shack had exploded, the Shack itself had nearly fallen in on itself, along with half the town and a good chunk of the woods (who even knew there was such a huge maze of secret underground labs and bunkers and cult meeting-places and caves under the town, anyway?), there were things running and flying around that Mabel had only ever seen in Dipper’s dumb journal or the kind of old movies that showed late, late at night on Gravity Falls public access television, and some things that she’d never seen before at all, but Mabel couldn’t bring herself to care much about any of it because Dipper was gone.

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Demonic Puberty

phenyxsnest:

The Prompt Jar gave me “Eyes” earlier this month and somehow, this is what came out.

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The first clue they had that Dipper wasn’t just a ghost came the first time he sneezed.

They’d been sitting and watching an old movie with Grunkle Stan (their parents had arrived the day before but they didn’t understand the way Grunkle Stan did, thought Mabel was imagining Dipper to try and cope with whatever had happened, so the twins were sticking around their Grunkle as long as they could) when Dipper sneezed, just as tiny and cute and kittenish as ever.

And accompanied by a burst of blue, demonic flame bursting out over Dipper’s entire body.

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HC that one of the biggest reasons Vivi was able to convince Hank to move to Portland in the first place was that Uncle Soos and Aunt Melody lived there. as well as that, while everyone loves Soos, Hank has always been especially close with him (honestly just I feel like Soos needs to get more love in this AU okay? Soos is great)