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Tag: triplets
The triplets do something and each get a demonic feature for a day. Acacia gets claws, Willow gets glowy gold eyes that leave light trails when she moves, and Hank gets teeny little buttwings. He thinks he has the short end of the stick until he realises he can float with them.
Lets say this is also when the kids are 17 so Hank is a 6’5 (still growing!) babbu with teeny lil buttwings floating around
Dipper and Henry play Dnd with the triplets it… it does NOT end well
OH MY G O D
“Daaaad!! Uncle Dipper keeps magicking the dice in his favor!”
“Such accusations I am a high elf of noble blood, I would never resort to such petty tactics”
“That was your fourth "natural 20” Dipper don’t even"
“I scope out the tavern for hot babes”
“Acacia, dad won’t DM again if you don’t take this seriously”
“I CAST MAGIC MISSILE”
"omg look mom put glitter on these miniatures”
“Can the next dungeon boss be "Aldork the Sweaty”?“
"You know what, yes. Yes it can”
“HENRY”
“MAGIC MISSILLLE”
Dude but what if Dipper makes the game happen around them though? Like that movie.. errr I forgot it’s name, but there are children that find a board game and every move they make happen in real life.
It would all be harmless so that no one gets hurt of course, but facing what look and feels like a real fire breathing dragon is probably terrifying anyway.#you’re thinking of jumanji probably#i thought of yugioh#you know when Bakura turns them all into miniatures and they have to play d&d for real (via: ectopuppy)
DUUUUUDE! that’s even better!
well minus the whole trying to kill them and seal their souls in the play pieces thing…
From Mod Chat
[1:39:00 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: There are definitely going to have to be the kind of shenanigans that require dropping the human disguise in this fic
[1:39:18 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: because Dip was kind of out of commission for most of the last one
[1:39:37 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and I need a little bit more ‘awkward kid suddenly dropping all the awkward and turning terrifying’
[1:39:56 AM] Seiya: I NEED SO MUCH OF THAT LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
[1:39:59 AM] Seiya: I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
[1:40:01 AM] Seiya: esp in rrr i think
[1:40:14 AM] Seiya: in this time in dippers life its a given that everyone knows hes a demon
[1:40:19 AM] Seiya: (in his life that is)
[1:40:32 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but they don’t necessarily all KNOW know it
[1:40:37 AM] Seiya: true.
[1:40:38 AM] Seiya: henry does
[1:40:40 AM] Seiya: mabel does
[1:40:43 AM] Seiya: kids…ehhhhh
[1:40:50 AM] Seiya: they do but not as much as mabel and henry
[1:41:08 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: yeah I think the day that they really GET it is the day they are Grown Up
[1:41:28 AM] Seiya: OH MY GOD YES
[1:42:05 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and it’s funny because much as everybody in GF kind of brushes him off as ‘oh yeah the kid with the sweating problem’ that can be almost as bad as people in Piedmont just. not. believing it?
[1:42:13 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: sort of depending on the circumstances?
[1:42:23 AM] Seiya: oh my gawwwwwwww
[1:42:25 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: idk I’m not wording this well
[1:42:39 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but like
[1:43:14 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: just that then they’re not scared. they’re nOT SCARED. THEY SHOULD BE A LITTLE SCARED. not a lot scared. BUT A LITTLE SCARED.
[1:43:36 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (and then part of him is just like, no. you can use this. they all underestimate you. you can cheat them blind. you can use them.)
[1:43:55 AM] Seiya: imded
[1:44:30 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (and then he goes and sits in a ball in a tree for a while and everybody notices the forest is all lit on blue fire again and just kind of sigh because. dammit pines your kid is freaking out again.)
[1:44:55 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (yes he’s your kid we all know how you feel about them you’re no good at hiding it.)
[1:45:37 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: I don’t know, I don’t know if this even works or makes sense. Blahhhhhh.
[1:45:49 AM] Seiya: NO IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE OMG YES
[1:46:10 AM] Seiya: dipper being conflicted because part of him wants that fear and part of him doesnt
[1:46:22 AM] Seiya: part of him wants to abuse that trust and part of him is sick at the thought
[1:46:46 AM] Seiya: (a miniscule part of him wants to go ahead and eat mabel’s soul because he knows it would be the most delicious thing ever
[1:47:11 AM] Seiya: henry comes home that day to find dipper covered in golden blood and all the forks gone from the silverware drawer
[1:47:36 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: yeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss
[1:49:33 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Dip is lying at the bottom of the stairs with his head at a weird angle and he looks up at Henry with his eyes somehow more catlike than usual and says, calmly, “Have you got any chocolate? I’m not done hurting yet.”
[1:49:49 AM] Seiya: oh.
[1:49:49 AM] Seiya: oh my god
[1:49:53 AM] Seiya: mary mah heart
[1:50:22 AM] Seiya: sometimes henry is like “omg bro it k stop hurting yourself”…and sometimes, esp if its just going to be the two of them home alone for awhile….
[1:50:26 AM] Seiya: he gets dipper that chocolate
[1:50:34 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: yeh
[1:50:53 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: because honestly he doesn’t really want to find out what happens if he doesn’t
On a lighter note, Dipper using his own adventures in gravity falls as reference when giving kids good dreams about amazing adventures. He edits them a lot though, because most of his summer adventures were fucking terrifying, and he doesn’t want to turn good dreams into nightmares (the convenience store? ok. Summerween? Um. The freaky evil shape shifter in the mysterious bunker? ERM.)
nooo too cute noooooooooooo
Pfft, since Dipper is in his young twenties in the Florence fic, that means the triplets are pretty young, right? So if Grunkle Stan’s “Grandpa” to them, that totally makes Florence “Grandma.” Suddenly the Shack is filled with homemade baked goods the triplets always try to sneak them. They can usually talk Dipper or Stan into giving them some before dinner – Mabel and Graunt Flossie are the obstacles.
Dipper hiding niblets behind his buttwings when they’re small tiny babbus though
OH MY SWEET BABY JESUS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nothing terrifies me more than the possibility of the triplets stumbling into the secret bunker, and finding the shape shifter!Dipper. It really, really bothers me the possibility of them thinking it’s their uncle/a normal kid and trying to unfreeze him. (On an unrelated note, Henry would freak out so much if he ever saw the screaming frozen Dipper, omg. He’d get green and slightly pale and there would be SO MANY EXPLANATIONS TO BE HAD. MABEL. MABEL WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.)
someone’s being naughty
Alcor using his powers to give people he dislikes/people who pulled shit on him but not big enough to kill them nightmares about Bear-O. Bear-O chasing them in a forest. Bear-O creeping into their beds. A scene of fnaf but with Bear-O as the murderous animatronic. When Mabel finds out she tries to take the bear out to show Dipper ‘how not terrifying he is’. The triplets cry for an hour straight, and Dipper spends a week floating over their beds and waving off nightmares.
“Mabel, Hank was terrified that Bear-O was going to eat his toes?”
“Like omnomnom?”
“No, like blood and flesh rending.”
Dipper pulling The Magic School Bus bullshit every time a niblet is struggling with a subject. “Uncle Dipper, I don’t understand this.” “No problem kid, who’s up to traveling inside the circulatory system of a whale?” *cheers*. Mabel joins in on the fun every once in a while, and Henry gets dragged into it too (he’s the Arnold of the group).
daw Henry babbu
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