Tag: triplets

Has Dipper, in all his semi-omnicience, ever mixed up things that will happen with things that already have? Like if he tries to blame something on the triplets, then has to stop and ask himself “what triplets?” because they haven’t been born yet. Or maybe sometimes he’s talking in what he thinks it’s is plain English but people are looking at him funny because what he’s saying won’t be ‘plain English’ for another millennium.

He does do this at times, but his omniscience tends to lean heavily towards current information, and less of a future-sight. Remember that usually, his omniscience is more like a library he can access, not a constant thing (though he does have those nasty info-dumps he can’t predict, and sometimes gets little flashes of information without reaching for it).

He also seems to have a bit of a blind spot when it comes to information regarding himself. So it would be pretty unlikely (though not impossible) for him to briefly regard the triplets before they’re born, but it’s more likely for him to randomly dissolve into a language that won’t be in use for another millennium.

I saw an old SNL skit where, among other dangerous children’s toys, there was an action figure with concealed switchblades that popped out by pressing a button. For some reason, I immediately thought that one or two TAU characters would consider having a toy with secret blades. You know, for emergencies… (I know you guys said you usually don’t look at anonymous asks, but I kinda don’t have a Tumblr account, so. ^^’)

Oh, we look at anonymous asks! We just can’t directly answer anons who have particular questions better answered privately or anons who accidentally send us art/writing prompts when we reblog a call for them from another TAU fan. 🙂

As for the toys, they also sound like another ill-thought-out Uncle Gift from Dipper to the niblings at some point.

“They’re toys! They’re cool! And it’s a crazy-dangerous world out there; don’t you want them to be able to defend themselves?”

“Dipper, you do not give switchblades to eight-year-olds!”

A Day in the Life of Mabel Pines

seiya234:

Normally I don’t like leaving things unfinished but this has been in the drafts for almost a year now and I haven’t touched it so I’m releasing it out of the inbox and into the wild. Have a beginning and hell, feel free to finish it! 

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6:21: You wake up! And considering the lack of
noise in the house, you have won the daily Waking Up First Because Who Wants to
Waste Their Day contest. Yay!!! You turn over in bed and look at your husband,
who is still fast asleep. Your heart swells with love. 

You still can’t believe you’re married. 

You still can’t believe he’s real. 

Better poke him and make sure he’s real.

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What do the mods think would happen if the triplets met canon Dipper and Mabel?

Mabel would lose her god damn mind; she’s going to have babies?!?! And they have RED HAIR? AND FRECKLES?!?!?!?! (she may pass out at this point and have to be revived by waving Mabel Juice under her nose)

Dipper would spend the first half of the day being the suspicious sweaty babbu he is; time travel and alternate timelines? This seems like a plot whipped up by Time Baby. And the idea of him becoming like Bill? That’s just preposterous. (and horrifying)

For the triplets (who I’m going to imagine are 16/17 to Mabel and Dipper’s 12) it’s both fun and… a little sad.

It’s not that they don’t love Uncle Dipper because duh, they do. And who knows if their lives would be close to the same or even if they’d be around if it wasn’t for the Transcendence?! 

But all three of them know a little bit of the struggles their Uncle has gone through because he’s a demon. And here is another him in front of them and he’s the same but not the same as their uncle because

(because he’s human

because he’s alive)

What does dipper sound like? I mean, I know what ALCOR sounds like (an eldritch abyss given a voice) but what does dipper sound like when he floats around the house or something.

The same squeaking kitten sneezing dork that he usually sounds like though there’s an undertone in his voice; not quite an echo but there’s something… off. 

It takes some getting used to. Mark and Anna never could manage it, and though Henry did his best to hide it, the first two months living in the house, Dipper’s voice managed to raise goosebumps on his skin every time Dipper talked.

(the triplets never have that problem-sense memory of the double vibration of dipper’s voice in the womb-)

Does Henry consider himself a Christian? I mean, presumably he would avoid his parents’ particular denomination like the plague, but does he later find some sort of value in a different church, or do his experiences growing up largely turn him off religion? Also, do any of the triplets ever subscribe to any particular religious identity?

seiya234:

Henry begins doubting when he’s in second and third grade, and by the time he hits middle school he has completely lost any kind of faith or belief in religion that he had- not that he actually tells that to his parents, of course.

As for the triplets, while Mabel and Henry raise them to be open minded, and would not mind if the kids joined a religion, the triplets end up being happily agnostic.

Probably because of that whole ‘growing up with a demon’ thing.