So.. Is this where this goes? I can’t read the entire thing on mobile about sending through submissions and summary and yeah…
All the damn time! Main reasons being
I’m not crying it’s just raining on my face.
“Sir?”
Mabel stirred.
“Sir! SIR!”
There were huffing and snorting noises coming from outside,
heavy thuds on the floor, almost like…. Clops?“Sir, sir you cannot bring a
horse into the hospital-“The door slammed open.
“GREAT FERTILIA WOMAN DID YOU MATE WITH A GIANT?”
Mabel looked over at Henry, who was holding the girls, and
looking completely befuddled. Next to him, holding Hank and on this plane for
the low low price of a Snickers bar, floated Dipper, looking equally confused.
Though he shouldn’t since he knew their guest.She grinned. “Hey President Trembley!”
Here’s my angst-riffic fic for the anniversary. Fair warning: it ends on a cliffhanger and the second part may not be out for a while.
Read on Fanfiction.Net [here] and on AO3 [here]
It was supposed to be a summoning just like any other.
It wasn’t.
Part 1: Dipper
It was a fairly ordinary night in for the Pines family.
Henry was out for the weekend at some kind of librarians’ convention, and Mabel
was grocery shopping (and with seven people to feed and one of them a demon,
long trips to the grocery store were common), which left Dipper and Stan to
watch the kids.So, naturally, they’d summoned Dipper to the physical plane
with a bag of lollipops and were playing Monopoly.Technically, Dipper was only the banker, because house rules
said that no one with omniscience could have a pawn, but that rule said nothing
about auctioning off hints or specified rolls of the dice to whoever offered
the most candy in return.One far-too-easily-purchased Park Place and a couple trips
to Jail later and the game had devolved into more of a shouting-and-auctioning
match with the occasional throw of the dice, but the kids weren’t running wild
over the entire house, so Dipper considered it a success.Of course, it wouldn’t have been a weekend night at the
Pines house without a summoning.
Ford has been left looking after three babies. Who decided that this would be a good idea?
Well, Mabel, probably, but that’s irrelevant. What is relevant is that they won’t stop crying.
(happy birthday, au!!! in two more years you can pick pockets!!!)
Distant relatives and people who don’t know the Pines very well are always amazed by how not picky the kids are.
That’s because Dipper, when left to his own devices, gets…. experimental in the kitchen.
When you grow up eating such things as cow eye and mushroom soup, or spaghetti with a plum and broccoli sauce, AND an uncle who won’t let you leave the table until you finish at one plate, you learn to turn off your taste buds.
Mod S would like everyone to consider: toddler triplets in monkey backpack leashes.
(It bothers Henry, but Mabel still uses them because SOME OF US aren’t tall mooses who can effortlessly have a kid on their shoulders)
Not the triplets but most definitely the triplets’ kids, much to Henry’s consternation.
Mod S doesn’t remember mentioning this time though I very well could of considering that it’s been two years and I fly by the seat of my pants. I could have very well said the thing in which case my b.
That being said, while they could maybe fool a substitute, the girls would have a hard time fooling their regular teachers. Willow has three or four inches on Acacia and is very, hem hem, willowy. Willow is a twig baby. Acacia is half a head shorter than her and has about 50-80 pounds on her sister. Acacia is built like a brick house.
Then there’s the fact that Acacia has blue eyes and Willow hazel. Or that Willow’s hair is lightly wavy where as Acacia’s is very tightly curled. Or that they dress very differently. Or-
Fun fact (coming from someone who dates a triplet, lol)! Triplets are one set of identical twins + a fraternal twin. Pretty much two embryos are fertilized, but one splits off into a pair of identical twins. While there aren’t ‘identical triplets’ Acacia and Willow could be identical, because they came from the same embryo, but are considered fraternal because you can’t have an identical set of triplets.
Cool thanks!
As a one off yes! Hank can play the violin true… but Willow can only manage a triangle and even that’s shaky. And as for Acacia…. Acacia thinks she’s a great singer, but everyone else would think otherwise.
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