A/N: HAVE ANOTHER TAU PINES PARENTS FIC. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA KILL ME FOR THIS ONE I KNOW IT. Consider that a warning if you wish. Oh, and speaking of warnings: blood, death, gore, kidnapping and general terror – basically we’re riding the trauma train to the end of the line here.
Oh god, now I’m imagining Dipper reading The Mystery of Moon Ridge. The the first chapter or so is pretty decent, but as he gets further in –
“Mabel, I’m starting to get this weird vibe from the main character.”
“Mabel, she just killed the werewolf.”
“Mabel, this plot is terrible.”
“Mabel, why would Mom and Dad give me this book?”
“Mabel, do you think they’re trying to say something?”