Ariel: also, I’m re-reading that first pines parents fic I wrote way back when and…
Ariel: “There were no mentions of a demon called Dipper, or Pines, or any variation thereof – a good thing, since that whole True Name rumor had strengthened to the point of scientific hypothesis already and the last thing he wanted was for his child to be forced to do anything he didn’t want to through some form of supernatural coercion.”
Ariel: …and I’m just thinking, oh Mark, you have no idea, and thank goodness for that
Kassondra: WHOOPS
Kassondra: WHOOOOOPS
Kassondra: (whoops)
Ariel: because this most likely would have taken place AFTER that whole first really bad binding incident
Kassondra: ….
Kassondra: ……..
Ariel: because it was two years after transcendence
Kassondra: (cries)
Haberdasher: oh lawdy
Kassondra: (sobs)
Ariel: and the binding thing was just one year
Zoey McTwiddydinkles: GOOD GOD
Ariel: Mark’s all worried for his son
Ariel: afraid of Dipper being magically forced to do terrible things
Ariel: and that trauma train has already left the station and come back again without him ever knowing
Kassondra: but it’s already yes
Seiya: FUCK YOU RAMAR
Unintentional dramatic irony
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