I rambled at my afk friend about Toby for an hour today, and I was urged to post it, so here’s this copy-pasted and incoherent mess. ~~my skype name makes it a little funnier.~~

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Dipper decides to give the precious bun a precious cinnamon bun. Not because he likes him. Definitely not. Because it’s ironic. Yeah, that’s it. Well, here ya go Tob- of course the dumb kid is allergic to cinnamon. Of course.

Dipper “Is the universe trying to tell me something?” Pines

Toby loves synthesized music. It’s too bad he gets a headache everytime he tries to listen to it.

Does Toby run a supernatural animal preserve? Or a petting zoo? Or a supernatural animal adoption center? I just want him to grow up taking care of animals. Or people. Child services Toby would probably help out a lot of kids in abused homes.

There hasn’t been a consensus on what Toby does as an adult but Mod S LOVES all of these-they are so perf and absolutely what our cinnamon bun would do

How would Ian feel about his other incarnations?

marypsue:

I’m gonna assume you mean his other human incarnations because…well, because I can, mostly.

Ian would be endlessly amused by Toby. Something tells me that the cinnamon bun would be entirely too easy to feed misinformation to, and would not always get right off the bat when something was being said sarcastically or in a deliberately ironic manner. Combine that with the fact that Ian doesn’t so much deadpan as smile all the time, and you have a recipe for trolling. (However, as it is completely against the laws of the known universe to hate Toby, he would also probably end up in a weird kind of big-brother-y position. Also, he would probably try to debate philosophy with the cinnamon bun at some point. Dunno how that would turn out.)

He would love the shit out of Saphira, since she is basically exactly like him as a tiny child, and thus would end up being right smack-dab in the middle of the target audience for Mizar the Magnificent. (I don’t know if there’s any other information about her; haru-no-hikaru is more than welcome to weigh in if they have more headcanons about her as she gets older, but I’m picturing her as a lot like Wednesday Addams.) I feel like they would be the most terrible pair of pranksters.

There don’t seem to be any other named Bill reincarnations that I can find, but I can tell you that Ian would be REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE for reasons he can’t quite explain around any of them who’re into cults and demons, and would probably have both disapproving looks and a whole bunch of burning questions for any of the flat-out evil ones. (Hey, he’s a writer-of-sorts, it’s…reference.)

alittlechildforever:

Three followers! YES! Celebration fanfic!

“Toby, this is Maddie. Also Mizar. As in my sister. And daughter now, I guess.”

Maddie blinked. Toby blinked. A vague sense of awkwardness descended upon the scene.

“I’ll be back in the morning, okay? As soon as the Halloween summonings are over.”

Alcor held Maddie out to Toby, who accepted the toddler. Alcor fidgeted. Toby had… abandonment issues, sometimes. In his deepest nightmares Toby had no one to rely on. Would he feel like Alcor is replacing him for a new kid with a soul that brings better memories? Maddie made eye contact.

“I dub thee Cinnamon Bun!” Toby raised her up.

“She’s adorable.” Toby smiled. “Don’t worry Alcor, she’s in good hands. Did Maddie have dinner yet?”

“Yeah, just give her a bath, brush her teeth and have her in bed by eight. You be good, okay Maddie?”

“Okay!”

“Bye Maddie. See you two tomorrow!”

“Bye!” Alcor blipped out. Toby put Maddie down.

“Wanna play with the teacup griffins?”

Surprisingly, no cults attempted to kidnap either of them. Halloween went without a hitch. Toby had to use half a bar of soap to get the griffin smell off of Maddie, which to Maddie was worth play wrestling with those adorable little teacup griffins.

Unsurprisingly, Maddie and Toby fell asleep cuddled together with a picture book. Alcor took one look at the scene before taking out a camera. Toby was a good babysitter, he thought. The writing on the back of the photo would read “~~My kids~~ Toby and Maddie, Halloween.