Or, Mods M and S got really excited on Skype. Under the cut for length!
[2/16/2015 9:46:48
PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: was Rosa recognisable as a reincarnation? Because
I feel like she’s one of the most obvious ones I’ve done so far but then again
nobody’s said anything about Alice yet and I don’t know whether that’s because
I went too obvious or not obvious enough, and so I can’t be sure with Rosa
either.
[2/16/2015 9:47:09 PM] Seiya: wait alice was a
reincarnation?
[2/16/2015 9:47:12 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YEP
[2/16/2015 9:47:19 PM] Seiya: it’s not you or your writing!
[2/16/2015 9:47:23 PM] Seiya: i am just very horribly
oblivious
[2/16/2015 9:48:00 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: No it’s
cool I just wasn’t sure whether I made it so obvious that no one felt the need
to mention it or so not obvious that nobody noticed, and it’ls good to know
which!
[2/16/2015 9:54:24
PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: But yeah. Definitely thought I gave the game away
when I had Dipper mention PT Barnum in the context of Alice’s past lives.
Apparently PT Barnum is not such a household name in other households.
[2/16/2015 9:55:16 PM] Seiya: HAH
[2/16/2015 9:55:18 PM] Seiya: NOW I GET IT
[2/16/2015 9:55:20 PM] Seiya: THAT IS WONDERFUL
[2/16/2015 9:55:22 PM] Seiya: HAHAHHAHA
[2/16/2015 9:55:24 PM] Seiya: LOVE IT
[2/16/2015 9:55:54 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: :takes a
bow:
[2/16/2015 10:04:57
PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: So I’m actually a teensy bit worried about the
bit with the freaky gift because I’m operating on the assumption that it takes
at least, like, a millennium for Bill to reincarnate, so I’m thinking Dipper
would be a leeeeeeetle tiny bit less, how do I put this, overall generally sane
(or at least sane by human standards) by that point, which was also the
assumption I was using when I decided that sure, he might attack Ian
physically.
[2/16/2015 10:05:35 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: However I
wrote that section from his perspective and I’m not sure if that came across,
if it just seems OOC, or if it’s waaaay too heavy-handed.
[2/16/2015 10:05:44 PM] Seiya: nah it came across
[2/16/2015 10:05:57 PM] Seiya: one of the things we’ve
talked about in the past is that dipper has a harder time holding on to his
sanity
[2/16/2015 10:06:01 PM] Seiya: and his humaity the older he
gets
[2/16/2015 10:06:11 PM] Seiya: because human minds weren’t
meant to be pmuch immortal
[2/16/2015 10:06:25 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Yeah good
because I have a whole snippet that’s basically ‘this is your brain on
immortality’
[2/16/2015 10:06:53 PM] Seiya: LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU
[2/16/2015 10:07:10 PM] Seiya: personally because i am a
fucking sap. I like to think that even when dipper has completely lost touch
with everything
[2/16/2015 10:07:19 PM] Seiya: he still watches out for kids
that cross his path
[2/16/2015 10:07:25 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: AWW
[2/16/2015 10:07:25 PM] Seiya: and makes sure they’re okay
[2/16/2015 10:07:27 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: yes
[2/16/2015 10:07:56 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: I mean I
am all about fucking weird inhuman thought processes/fae morals
[2/16/2015 10:09:34
PM] Seiya: just even when alcor ends up scaring the kids half the time because
he’s forgotten what its like to deal with little ones
[2/16/2015 10:09:42 PM] Seiya: and gives them highly
inappropriate gifts
[2/16/2015 10:09:43 PM] Seiya: just
[2/16/2015 10:09:50 PM] Seiya: big scary demon protecting
babs 2k15
[2/16/2015 10:14:28
PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Tiny triplet babs menaced by big scary
toe-munching demon
[2/16/2015 10:14:32 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOD YES
[2/16/2015 10:14:47 PM] Seiya: tiny triplet babs falling
asleep on big scary all black and fire demon
[2/16/2015 10:14:52 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES
[2/16/2015 10:15:08 PM] Seiya: dipper having an episode and
only able to speak in static and eldrich horror type noises
[2/16/2015 10:15:21 PM] Seiya: triplet babs giggling because
uncle dipper is making funny noises wheeeee
[2/16/2015 10:15:23 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: The
triplets just LAUGHING and trying to imitate him
[2/16/2015 10:15:42 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Willow’s
surprisingly good at it)
[2/16/2015 10:16:08 PM] Seiya: willow can get uncanny valley
pretty quick lol
[2/16/2015 10:16:14 PM] Seiya: oh nooooo henry coming home
[2/16/2015 10:16:20 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Oh
nooooooo
[2/16/2015 10:16:23 PM] Seiya: to see dipper making noises
that almost make his ears bleed
[2/16/2015 10:16:27 PM] Seiya: and babs copying him
[2/16/2015 10:16:29 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: aw darling
[2/16/2015 10:16:35 PM] Seiya: he isn’t sure if this is more
adorable or terrrifying
[2/16/2015 10:16:35 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: poor
cinnamon bun
[2/16/2015 10:16:37 PM] Seiya: terdorable
[2/16/2015 10:16:40 PM] Seiya: adorafying
[2/16/2015 10:16:59 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: I like
‘adorafying’ I think it’ll stick
[2/16/2015 10:17:42 PM] Seiya: much of what happens to henry
[2/16/2015 10:17:45 PM] Seiya: is adorafying
[2/16/2015 10:17:50 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: This is
true.
[2/16/2015 10:17:57 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Some of
it’s just plain old terrifying, of course.
[2/16/2015 10:18:11 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: But mostly
it’ls adorable as well.
[2/16/2015 10:19:01 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Man you
know what I am craving? More random-inhabitants-of-GF-interacting-with-post-Transcendence-twins
fic.
[2/16/2015 10:19:07 PM] Seiya: GO ON
[2/16/2015 10:20:00 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Just
like…Ranger McGucket(? the son, I’m absolute shite at remembering names)
getting pissed as hell because Dipper Pines dried up the lake AGAIN
[2/16/2015 10:20:26 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: The arcade
manager having to have a talk with Mabel and Soos about the fact that Soos
holds every high score in the place overnight
[2/16/2015 10:20:36 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (to be
fair, he did actually earn most of them)
[2/16/2015 10:20:41 PM] Seiya: ooooooh yessss
[2/16/2015 10:20:41 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Dipper
only helped with a couple)
[2/16/2015 10:20:56 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (and wih
breaking them all in for an all-night video game party)
[2/16/2015 10:21:02 PM] Seiya: blubs and durland tryin to
clock dipper on their radar
[2/16/2015 10:21:04 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES
[2/16/2015 10:21:06 PM] Seiya: he breaks their radar also
YES
[2/16/2015 10:21:22 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: having
trouble because he can’lt stay corporeal long enough to get a proper read
[2/16/2015 10:21:44 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Dipper
gets elected by a bunch of dryads to go and have a Talk with Manly Dan about
punching trees when he’s upset
[2/16/2015 10:22:05 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (it ends
with tearful confessions over ice cream)
[2/16/2015 10:22:12 PM] Seiya: oh god and you know that’s
even better when manly dan and dipper become family…ish
[2/16/2015 10:22:23 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (turns out
Manly Dan is also a closet BABBA fan)
[2/16/2015 10:22:26 PM] Seiya: YEEEEEEEEEEEE
[2/16/2015 10:23:14 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: also
[2/16/2015 10:23:18 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: the pranks
[2/16/2015 10:23:26 PM] Seiya: sweet baby jesus yes
[2/16/2015 10:23:33 PM] Seiya: candy trying out weapons on
dipper
[2/16/2015 10:23:37 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES
[2/16/2015 10:23:44 PM] Seiya: henry having a heart attack
when he walks in on them doing that
[2/16/2015 10:23:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES YES
[2/16/2015 10:24:02 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: he thinks
that something’s gone horribly wrong and nearl takes a bullet for Dipper
[2/16/2015 10:24:15 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: thankfully
it’s extradimensional so it passes harmlessly through him
[2/16/2015 10:24:21 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but it’s
the thought that counts
[2/16/2015 10:24:40 PM] Seiya: YYEEEEEEEEEEE
[2/16/2015 10:36:08
PM] Seiya:
https://40.media.tumblr.com/a8c179517e5567db4be86ecf33fffbdb/tumblr_njw8mh2ykX1tum2jzo1_540.png
[2/16/2015 10:36:12 PM] Seiya: manly dan and tyler 2k15
[2/16/2015 10:36:21 PM] Seiya: i mean manly dan prolly saw
this face at the bar
[2/16/2015 10:36:32 PM] Seiya: and was like ‘god damnit he’s
adorable’
[2/16/2015 10:36:38 PM] Seiya: but tyler had to be the one
to actually go up to dan
[2/16/2015 10:36:41 PM] Seiya: dan was too bashful
[2/16/2015 10:36:48 PM] Seiya: tyler tells the triplets
about how they met all the time
[2/16/2015 10:36:52 PM] Seiya: and makes dan blush
[2/16/2015 10:46:20
PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: also omg what a baby face
[2/16/2015 10:46:26 PM] Seiya: I KNOW
[2/16/2015 10:46:39 PM] Seiya: Uncle Tyler is deffo the
cutest uncle according to acacia
[2/16/2015 10:46:46 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: HE’S TOO
FUCKING CUTE
[2/16/2015 10:47:08 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Mabel
hotly contests that, Dipper is just totaly fine with not being the cute uncle
[2/16/2015 10:47:42 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: He’s the
totally terrifying all-powerful uncle, Mabel, that is just as good if not
better.
[2/16/2015 10:47:56 PM] Seiya: tyler has to agree with that
one
[2/16/2015 10:48:04 PM] Seiya: then he and dipper continue
drinking their hot tea
[2/16/2015 10:48:07 PM] Seiya: with a slice of lemon
[2/16/2015 10:48:08 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: 😀
[2/16/2015 10:48:11 PM] Seiya: and two cubes of sugar
[2/16/2015 10:48:22 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: UNCLE TEA
PARTY
[2/16/2015 10:48:25 PM] Seiya: YA
[2/16/2015 10:48:33 PM] Seiya: dan and tyler serving as
another set of hnorary grandparents
[2/16/2015 10:48:37 PM] Seiya: since the pines are kind of
meh
[2/16/2015 10:48:38 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: 😀
[2/16/2015 10:48:47 PM] Seiya: and We Do Not Talk To Henry’s
Parents
[2/16/2015 10:48:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: TOO CUTE
[2/16/2015 10:48:52 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: guh no
[2/16/2015 10:48:59 PM] Seiya: (Dan and Arnold got into a
literal fistfight the last time they saw each other)
[2/16/2015 10:49:01 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Henry’s
parents :shudder:
[2/16/2015 10:49:08 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: omfg
[2/16/2015 10:49:18 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Stan
tried to sell tickets? Stan tried to sell tickets.)
[2/16/2015 10:49:59 PM] Seiya: stan tried to sell tickets
[2/16/2015 10:50:08 PM] Seiya: dan kicked arnold’s ass
[2/16/2015 10:50:09 PM] Seiya: tbf
[2/16/2015 10:50:22 PM] Seiya: dan had to already break
another brother’s nose after what he said about tyler
[2/16/2015 10:50:26 PM] Seiya: so he’s used to it
[2/16/2015 10:50:44 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Manly
Daaaaaaaaaaan
[2/16/2015 10:51:23 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (so in
largely unrelated news I definitely saw an hc about Dan being ftm trans and I
have 100% adopted it)
[2/16/2015 10:51:43 PM] Seiya: a yes
[2/16/2015 10:51:47 PM] Seiya: b what if
[2/16/2015 10:51:52 PM] Seiya: dan had wendy and her
brothers
[2/16/2015 10:51:56 PM] Seiya: before he transitioned?
[2/16/2015 10:52:00 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS THINKIKNG
[2/16/2015 10:52:05 PM] Seiya: HI5
[2/16/2015 10:52:10 PM] Seiya: oh god
[2/16/2015 10:52:16 PM] Seiya: dan talking to willow
[2/16/2015 10:52:26 PM] Seiya: willow like “i want my
own kids? but without a partner?”
[2/16/2015 10:52:35 PM] Seiya: and dan like “yeah, ive
done that you’ll be fine”
[2/16/2015 10:52:39 PM] Seiya: and then goes back to fish
punching
[2/16/2015 10:52:40 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: awwwwww
[2/16/2015 10:52:42 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YEAH
[2/16/2015 10:53:39 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Wendy
trying to stop Dan from punching EVERYTHING like ‘Dad you’re going to hurt
yourself’ and Dan like ‘HAH a broken hand’s got NOTHING on childbirth’)
[2/16/2015 10:54:18 PM] Seiya: dipper all like O_O because
this is the first he’s heard of it and dan just looks at him like “come at
me bro”
[2/16/2015 10:54:22 PM] Seiya: dipper does not come at him
bro
[2/16/2015 10:54:29 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: excellent
choice dip
[2/16/2015 10:54:41 PM] Seiya: dan could probably break
dipper in half still lol
[2/16/2015 10:54:48 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: lol
definitely
[2/16/2015 10:55:17
PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: shortly after they figure out how to make Dipper
solid
[2/16/2015 10:55:24 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: he challenges
Dan to an armwrestling match
[2/16/2015 10:55:53 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: because
he’ls going to prove for once and for all that OKAY HE IS REALLY POWERFUL NOW
YOU CAN ALL SHUT UP ABOUT THE MANLINESS TEST
[2/16/2015 10:55:59 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Dan
totally owns him)
[2/16/2015 10:56:03 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Dipper
sulks)
[2/16/2015 10:56:09 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (for,
like, a week)
[2/16/2015 10:56:27 PM] Seiya: OH MY LORD YES
[2/16/2015 10:56:38 PM] Seiya: dipper is like “I CAN
LITERALLY DO ANYTHING I AM A BEING OF PURE ENERGY”
[2/16/2015 10:56:50 PM] Seiya: mabel all like “nah bro
you’re scared of dan a bit and that’s why you lost’
[2/16/2015 10:56:51 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (he may be
an all-knowing all-powerful demon master of the mind)
[2/16/2015 10:56:58 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (but he
still has noodle arms)
[2/16/2015 10:56:59 PM] Seiya: dipper all like WE ARE NEVER
SPEAKING OF THIS AGAIN
[2/16/2015 10:57:01 PM] Seiya: AND YES
[2/16/2015 10:57:02 PM] Seiya: YEEEEEEEEEEE
[2/16/2015 10:57:03 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES
[2/16/2015 10:57:22 PM] Seiya: dan and henry and wendy
taking the kids out to do corduroy things
[2/16/2015 10:57:30 PM] Seiya: because henry doesn’t speak
with his parents
[2/16/2015 10:57:34 PM] Seiya: but he’s still a corduroy
[2/16/2015 10:57:35 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: awwwwwwwww
babs
[2/16/2015 10:57:38 PM] Seiya: and there are somethings
corduroys do
[2/16/2015 10:57:47 PM] Seiya: ie fish, cut down trees, and
having burping contests
[2/16/2015 10:57:47 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: EVERY ONCE
IN A WHILE YOU JUST GOTTA HIT A TREE WITH AN AXE
[2/16/2015 10:57:50 PM] Seiya: YES
[2/16/2015 10:58:20 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: They take
Mabel on exactly one of these excursions and are all terrified by how much she
takes to it
[2/16/2015 10:58:45 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: They all
agree that unless they want all further Corduroy excursions to include
makeovers and glitter fish lures, Mabel will get her own camping trips
[2/16/2015 10:58:49 PM] Seiya: mabel wins the burping
contest easily
[2/16/2015 10:58:51 PM] Seiya: ALSO YES
[2/16/2015 10:59:29 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Oh man
Mabel can burp the entire chorus of ‘Don’t Start Un-Believing’l and you know it
[2/16/2015 10:59:46 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Also the
first five lines of ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’
[2/16/2015 11:00:00 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: She did it
once at a baseball game and her parents were mortified
[2/16/2015 11:00:17 PM] Seiya: OH GOD
[2/16/2015 11:00:19 PM] Seiya: SHE TEACHES THE KIDS
[2/16/2015 11:00:22 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES
[2/16/2015 11:00:30
PM] Seiya: ACACIA CAN BURP THE ENTIRE STAR SPANGLED BANNER
[2/16/2015 11:00:33 PM] Seiya: MABEL IS SO PROUD
[2/16/2015 11:00:36 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary:
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[2/16/2015 11:00:47 PM] Seiya: willow does some mean armpit
farts…thanks mom!
[2/16/2015 11:00:55 PM] Seiya: hank is vaguely mortified by
his sisters tbh
[2/16/2015 11:01:00 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: oh my god
[2/16/2015 11:01:46 PM] Seiya: hank can be a little shy at
times blessums
[2/16/2015 11:02:09 PM] Seiya: tyler teaches them how to
mend their clothes
[2/16/2015 11:02:12 PM] Seiya: mabel is good at crochet
[2/16/2015 11:02:19 PM] Seiya: a little miffy on buttons
[2/16/2015 11:02:22 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Aw man
yeah
[2/16/2015 11:02:41 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Tyler
totally has a closet full of like, actual costumes though
[2/16/2015 11:02:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and
definitely makes them all himself
[2/16/2015 11:02:51 PM] Seiya: 😀 😀 😀
[2/16/2015 11:03:00 PM] Seiya: MABEL AND TYLER GETTING INTO
A COSTUME OFF
[2/16/2015 11:03:06 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YEAH
[2/16/2015 11:03:09 PM] Seiya: MABEL AND TYLER BOTH MAKING
COSTUMES FOR THE TRIPLETS
[2/16/2015 11:03:16 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YEAHHHHHH
[2/16/2015 11:03:16 PM] Seiya: SHENANIGANS ENSUE
[2/16/2015 11:03:33 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: WHOEVER
WINS THE COSTUME-OFF GETS HALLOWEEN RIGHTS FOR THE YEAR
[2/16/2015 11:04:05 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: The loser
gets to make the Summerween costumes. Mabel’s not totally heartless. (Because
she’s going to win. Obviously. Right?)
[2/16/2015 11:06:13
PM] Seiya: oh lord
[2/16/2015 11:06:18 PM] Seiya: lazy susan giving dipper pie
[2/16/2015 11:06:19 PM] Seiya: all the time
[2/16/2015 11:06:26 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Oh gosh
[2/16/2015 11:06:32 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: even when he
can’t eat it
[2/16/2015 11:06:53 PM] Seiya: YES
[2/16/2015 11:06:55 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: even
before they figure out how to make him solid
[2/16/2015 11:06:58 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: he still
gets a piece
[2/16/2015 11:06:59 PM] Seiya: DOUBLE YES
[2/16/2015 11:07:19 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and after
they figure out how to make him solid it’s like double slices or just WHOLE
PIES
[2/16/2015 11:07:32 PM] Seiya: dipper cries the first time
he can eat a whole pie
[2/16/2015 11:07:58 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (at first
because he ate the slice Susan left so quickly that she wasn’t sure she’d even
given him one)
[2/16/2015 11:08:27 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (then just
because THT BOY HAS TO BE STARVING, HASN’T BEEN ABLE TO EVEN TOUCH FOOD FOR HOW
LONG.)
[2/16/2015 11:08:38 PM] Seiya: OH NO THAT’S ADORABLE
[2/16/2015 11:08:40 PM] Seiya: ALSO YES
[2/16/2015 11:09:01 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (LOOK AT
HOW FAST HE SNARFED THAT SLICE DOWN. POOR THING. GOTTA PUT SOME MEAT ON THOSE
BONES.)
[2/16/2015 11:09:35 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Mabel
tries to explain how the ‘being of pure energy’ thing works once and both she
and Susan have to go home with a headache
[2/16/2015 11:10:10 PM] Seiya: squeebles
[2/16/2015 11:10:24 PM] Seiya: dipper giving toby an
exclusive scope
[2/16/2015 11:10:26 PM] Seiya: scoop
[2/16/2015 11:10:29 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: eeeeeeeeee
[2/16/2015 11:10:51 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: I love the
idea of Toby’s paper turning into the one reliable source of news in GF
post-Transcendence
[2/16/2015 11:11:04 PM] Seiya: OOOOOOOOOOO
[2/16/2015 11:11:05 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: kind of
like Lee Jordan’s radio station in Harry Potter
[2/16/2015 11:14:36
PM] Seiya: DIPPER AND THE MULTIBEAR BEING BROS
[2/16/2015 11:14:47 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES
[2/16/2015 11:17:03 PM] Seiya: still thinking about minor
characters in tau
[2/16/2015 11:17:08 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Ooooh?
[2/16/2015 11:17:34 PM] Seiya: dipper doing something really
sweet for tambry after henry and mabel get married
[2/16/2015 11:17:39 PM] Seiya: because her party is where
tehy met
[2/16/2015 11:17:47 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Aw dude
that is too cute
[2/16/2015 11:18:38 PM] Seiya: dipper and robbie still kind
of side eying each other
[2/16/2015 11:19:05 PM] Seiya: ABUELITA CHASING DIPPER OFF
WITH A BROOM THE FIRST TIME SHE SEES HIM
[2/16/2015 11:19:07 PM] Seiya: before soos explains
[2/16/2015 11:19:12 PM] Seiya: then eventually
[2/16/2015 11:19:15 PM] Seiya: she’s all like
[2/16/2015 11:19:20 PM] Seiya: you talking bad about dipper
bab?
[2/16/2015 11:19:23 PM] Seiya: i will kill you
[2/16/2015 11:19:34 PM] Seiya: with this convienetly sharp
knife i have near by
[2/16/2015 11:19:45 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: That
reminds me, we got one ask about whether Dipper would restore memories that the
Society of the Blind Eye took, which makes me wonder – would Robbie jus be SO
FULL OF HIMSELF that he TOTALLY CALLED IT that there was something weird about
that Pines kid?
[2/16/2015 11:19:52 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ALSO
ABUELITA OMFG YES
[2/16/2015 11:20:02 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: man this
AU needs more Soos
[2/16/2015 11:20:04 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: also
[2/16/2015 11:20:07 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (emo)
[2/16/2015 11:21:11 PM] Seiya: YE
[2/16/2015 11:21:12 PM] Seiya: also omg
[2/16/2015 11:21:17 PM] Seiya: smug!robbie LOL
[2/16/2015 11:21:54 PM] Seiya: smug!robbie being a hipster
like "yeah i knew alcor before he was weird”
[2/16/2015 11:22:28 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: THAT
DEFINITELY HAPPENS
[2/16/2015 11:22:35 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: he
definitely uses it to pick up girls
[2/16/2015 11:22:47 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘oh yeah
Alcor’s a personal friend of mine’
[2/16/2015 11:23:02 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘we’re,
like, total bros’
[2/16/2015 11:23:31 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘psssshhhh
I don’t draw _fanart_ of him being all cool and demon-y, what are you talking
about’
[2/16/2015 11:23:35 PM] Seiya: IM
[2/16/2015 11:23:37 PM] Seiya: IM GONNA PISS
[2/16/2015 11:23:42 PM] Seiya: dipper not minding
[2/16/2015 11:23:46 PM] Seiya: because he finds this
hysterical
[2/16/2015 11:24:43 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: OH MY FUCK
THOUGH
[2/16/2015 11:24:48 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ROBBIE
USING THT LINE
[2/16/2015 11:24:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ON
[2/16/2015 11:24:51 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: A
[2/16/2015 11:24:53 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: CULTIST
[2/16/2015 11:24:59 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: NOT
KNOWING SHE’S ONE
[2/16/2015 11:25:13 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘yeah
Alcor and me…we’re tightl
[2/16/2015 11:25:23 PM] Seiya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2/16/2015 11:25:27 PM] Seiya: DIPPER HAVING TO SAVE HIS ASS
[2/16/2015 11:25:46 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘if I lied
about something like that he’d totally eat my soul or whatever so you know it’s
the truth’
[2/16/2015 11:26:01 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘Really?
That’s so…_dark_.’
[2/16/2015 11:26:09 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
[2/16/2015 11:26:14 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘why don’t
you come back to my place and you can tell me allllllll about it.’
[2/16/2015 11:26:21 PM] Seiya: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[2/16/2015 11:26:27 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: THIS DEFINITELY
HAPPENS AT LEAST ONCE
[2/16/2015 11:26:37 PM] Seiya: DIPPER NEVER LETS HIM FORGET
IT
[2/16/2015 11:26:48 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: after that
Robbie stops using ‘yeah I know Alcor’ as a pickup line
[2/16/2015 11:27:00 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (he does
not, however, stop drawing totally cool Alcor fanart)
[2/16/2015 11:27:59 PM] Seiya: robbie drawing alcor fanart
is both giving me life and making me super lol
[2/16/2015 11:29:00 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: It’s
totally super lame animu fanart
[2/16/2015 11:29:16 PM] Seiya: dipper for once exersizes
some tact
[2/16/2015 11:29:22 PM] Seiya: and either pretends not to
know
[2/16/2015 11:29:30 PM] Seiya: or if he sees it is like
‘that’s soooo cool!’
[2/16/2015 11:29:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Oh man
that’s really decent of him
[2/16/2015 11:30:34 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (man dude
I have such a huge soft spot for Robbie and I did kind of from day one but I do
even more now that we know he’s such an absOLUTE DORK)
[2/16/2015 11:30:55 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOD
[2/16/2015 11:30:58 PM] Seiya: HIS PARENTS BEING LIKE
[2/16/2015 11:31:03 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (mostly
because that was, like, everything that I secretly was on the inside at about
fourteen-fifteen)
[2/16/2015 11:31:05 PM] Seiya: YOU SMELL LIKE DEATH TO
DIPPER AFTER THE TRANSCENDENCE
[2/16/2015 11:31:08 PM] Seiya: also lol yes
[2/16/2015 11:31:14 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[2/16/2015 11:31:19 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: HOW DARE
[2/16/2015 11:31:26 PM] Seiya: 😀
[2/16/2015 11:31:27 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: THAT IS
JUST PLAIN MEAN
[2/16/2015 11:31:27 PM] Seiya: lu!
[2/16/2015 11:31:30 PM] Seiya: heuheuheue
[2/16/2015 11:31:34 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YOU ARE
THE WORST
[2/16/2015 11:31:39 PM] Seiya: lu
[2/16/2015 11:31:50 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: THE
WOOOOOOOOORST
[2/16/2015 11:33:21 PM] Seiya: i win at everything forever
[2/16/2015 11:33:42 PM] Seiya: they tell dipper that after
one of the first time he becomes physical when they move back to GF
[2/16/2015 11:33:50 PM] Seiya: it takes mabel a day to get
dipper out of his shell
[2/16/2015 11:34:04 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Honestly
my headcanon is that every time Dipper turns corporeal he’s constructing an
entirely new body out of free-floating atoms, complete with brand-new suit,
hence the line in RRR about getting the stains out, so idk if he would smell of
death? But we can metaphysical-magical handwave it for the sake of
ANNNNNNGGGGGSSSSSSSTTTTTTT)
[2/16/2015 11:34:45 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: BECAUSE
FUCK IF THAT ISN’T A JAGGED KNIFE BETWEEN THE RIBS
[2/16/2015 11:34:46 PM] Seiya: HEUHEUEHUEHUEHE
[2/16/2015 11:34:51 PM] Seiya: maybe robbie’s parents
[2/16/2015 11:34:59 PM] Seiya: have an affinity for that
type of thing?
[2/16/2015 11:35:04 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: SHIT
[2/16/2015 11:35:05 PM] Seiya: that’s what makes them such
good morticians
[2/16/2015 11:35:26 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Like that
one theory that they were actually very cheerful grim reapers?
[2/16/2015 11:35:51 PM] Seiya: I AM DOWN WITH THAT
[2/16/2015 11:35:57 PM] Seiya: Dipper after the
transcendence looking at them like
[2/16/2015 11:35:59 PM] Seiya: holy shit
[2/16/2015 11:36:27
PM] Seiya: but just
[2/16/2015 11:36:31 PM] Seiya: dipper on one hand
[2/16/2015 11:36:39 PM] Seiya: oe noe he lives forever that
sucks ass
[2/16/2015 11:36:40 PM] Seiya: on the other hand
[2/16/2015 11:36:49 PM] Seiya: part of him reveling in the
fact that he has all the time in the world
[2/16/2015 11:36:54 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YEAH
[2/16/2015 11:37:00 PM] Seiya: to learn anything and
everything he has ever wanted to know
[2/16/2015 11:37:09 PM] Seiya: to have the secrets of the
universe sometimes fall into his hands
[2/16/2015 11:37:12 PM] Seiya: a part of him loves that
[2/16/2015 11:37:16 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: no need
for sleep, no need to worry about the clock running out, ALL THE SECRETS OF THE
UNIVERSE AT HIS DISPOSAL
[2/16/2015 11:37:19 PM] Seiya: just like another part of him
hates that part
[2/16/2015 11:37:21 PM] Seiya: YEEEEEEEEE
[2/16/2015 11:37:47 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (honestly
he’s a little disappointed about the whole ‘all the secrets at my disposal’ thing
because…all the discovery is gone)
[2/16/2015 11:37:56 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (like.
this is all secondhand knowledge.)
[2/16/2015 11:38:32 PM] Seiya: OH NOOOOOOO
[2/16/2015 11:38:35 PM] Seiya: but also oh yes
[2/16/2015 11:38:40 PM] Seiya: mabel fnding dipper one day
[2/16/2015 11:38:46 PM] Seiya: on the verge of tears for
that reason
[2/16/2015 11:39:11 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (at one
point he realises this is just liek the Journal, upgraded, and maybe he really
IS nothing without it, and he drags Mabel off on a monster hunt and refuses to
use his omniscience to get them out of a sitch he REALLY NEEDS TO USE HIS
OMNISCIENCE FOR and Mabel can’t figure out WHY HE WON’T JUST DO IT AND SAVE
THEM and eventually total breakdown)
[2/16/2015 11:39:38 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (they save
the heart-to-heart for AFTER they get out of the way of the monster)
[2/16/2015 11:40:01 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOD MARY
[2/16/2015 11:40:03 PM] Seiya: MAH HEART
[2/16/2015 11:40:08 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: 😀
[2/16/2015 11:40:14 PM] Seiya: mabel ends up saving them
both
[2/16/2015 11:40:14 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: TURNABOUT
IS FAIR PLAY
[2/16/2015 11:40:17 PM] Seiya: because obvis
[2/16/2015 11:40:19 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: also yes
[2/16/2015 11:40:35 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: nd Dipper
just. Breaks the fuck down.
[2/16/2015 11:40:41 PM] Seiya: nooooo but yeeeee
[2/16/2015 11:41:07 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: BECAUSE
WHAT GOOD IS IT BEING THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE IF YOU’RE STILL A
PATHETIC USELESS WEAKLING
[2/16/2015 11:41:22 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: IF YOU
STILL CAN’T PROTECT THE PERSON WHO MATTERS THE MOST
[2/16/2015 11:41:35 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: IF IT
STILL ISN’T *YOU* WHO’S SPECIAL
[2/16/2015 11:42:58 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Mabel
smacks him upside the head and drags him home and forces him to play chess with
her without looking at her thoughts/immediate future until he feels slightly
less wretched)
[2/16/2015 11:43:11 PM] Seiya: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[2/16/2015 11:44:55
PM] Seiya: gah, mabel calling dipper on his shit k15
[2/16/2015 11:44:58 PM] Seiya: 2k15
[2/16/2015 11:46:32
PM] Seiya: i can see belle or mira doing the same thign
[2/16/2015 11:46:35 PM] Seiya: if i may say so?
[2/16/2015 11:46:53
PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Yes definitely!
[2/16/2015 11:47:18 PM] Seiya: with belle i can see dipper
being like “oh no i have ruined your lives with this revelation”
[2/16/2015 11:47:19 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Mira has
to put up with SO MUCH ANGST from the boys in her life omg)
[2/16/2015 11:47:23 PM] Seiya: blessums
[2/16/2015 11:47:25 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YEAH
[2/16/2015 11:47:29 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: TOTALLY
[2/16/2015 11:47:33 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: a little
bit
[2/16/2015 11:47:39 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: after they
go back to school
[2/16/2015 11:48:05 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (my hc is
that Lionel ends up pulling them out of the public school they were at and
putting them into a private school)
[2/16/2015 11:48:19 PM] Seiya: BABS
[2/16/2015 11:48:25 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (which is
why they’re in the same class as Onika)
[2/16/2015 11:48:40 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and Lionel
is doing this on a librarian’s salary
[2/16/2015 11:48:44 PM] Seiya: why can i see dipper
[2/16/2015 11:48:48 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and Dipper
feels twelve kinds of guilty
[2/16/2015 11:48:49 PM] Seiya: somehow helping to make this
happen
[2/16/2015 11:48:57 PM] Seiya: nvm that is better
[2/16/2015 11:49:00 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: so he’s
DEFINITELY HELPING OUT YEAH I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT
[2/16/2015 11:49:08 PM] Seiya: HI5
[2/16/2015 11:49:11 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: HI5
[2/16/2015 11:49:38 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but he’s
also obvs. angsting about how this is all his fault and Belle lost friends and
blah blah blah
[2/16/2015 11:50:05 PM] Seiya: i can see belle being like
“and you’re how old again? don’t you know better by now?”
[2/16/2015 11:50:08 PM] Seiya: in a nice way of course
[2/16/2015 11:50:09 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: so yeah
initially his reaction is better and then he just gets feeling guiltier and
guiltier after they leave GF
[2/16/2015 11:50:14 PM] Seiya: BABS
[2/16/2015 11:50:15 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: EEEEEEEE
yes
[2/16/2015 11:50:32 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘seriously
though how old are you again. I don’t actually know.’
[2/16/2015 11:51:13 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Mira gets
both more and less angst bullshit because Dipper has more frequent lapses into
demon-think
[2/16/2015 11:51:52 PM] Seiya: OOOOOOOOOOOH
[2/16/2015 11:52:23 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: so every
once in a while she has to deal with the major fallout of a ‘oh god why did I
think that how did I think thinking that was okay WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME AM I
LOSING IT am I losing myself am I turning into Bill OH MY GOD I AM I’M TURNING
INTO BILL’
[2/16/2015 11:52:50 PM] Seiya: MIRA BABBU
[2/16/2015 11:52:55 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (which is
why she has like the vaguest idea of who the heck this ‘Bill Cipher’ is in the
first place)
[2/16/2015 11:53:00 PM] Seiya:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2/16/2015 11:53:03 PM] Seiya: MIRA BAB
[2/16/2015 11:53:10 PM] Seiya: mira needs a carton of ice
cream
[2/16/2015 11:53:14 PM] Seiya: or a mani/pedi
[2/16/2015 11:53:48 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but
usually she just has to smack Dipper on the nose and be like ‘no, you can’t
blow up that child’s mother because you can See where the kid got that bruise
from, we can call the relevant authoritiesl
[2/16/2015 11:54:15 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘no, you
can’t keep dead things in my hou- oh it’s still alive. That’ls…lovely. Thank
you so much. Take it outside.’
[2/16/2015 11:54:43 PM] Seiya: DOES DIPPER LEAVE THINGS ON
HER PILLOW LIKE A KITTY?!
[2/16/2015 11:54:45 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES
[2/16/2015 11:54:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: HE DOES
[2/16/2015 11:54:51 PM] Seiya: aw ye
[2/16/2015 11:54:54 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and he
knows she likes cute things
[2/16/2015 11:54:59 PM] Seiya: 😀
[2/16/2015 11:55:00 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but his
perception of what’s cute
[2/16/2015 11:55:02 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: is
[2/16/2015 11:55:02 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: a
[2/16/2015 11:55:05 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: little
[2/16/2015 11:55:06 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: skewed
[2/16/2015 11:55:14 PM] Seiya: “but mira!
[2/16/2015 11:55:24 PM] Seiya: its a fish with super big
eyes!”
[2/16/2015 11:55:29 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: OH MY GOD
[2/16/2015 11:55:33 PM] Seiya: mira all like “i am two
second from hysterics”
[2/16/2015 11:55:53 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (giant
squid with those weird totally human-looking eyes draped across her bed
stinking up the whole apartment)
[2/16/2015 11:56:15 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: HUMANS
AREN’T GENERALLY FOND OF COMING HOME TO FIND SEA MONSTERS IN THEIR PLACES OF
RESIDENCE ALCOR
[2/16/2015 11:56:40 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: this is
part of why she’s so into Ian
[2/16/2015 11:56:46 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: his sense
of humour is totally normal in comparison
[2/16/2015 11:57:02 PM] Seiya: OH GOD THAT IS HYSTERICAL IN
CONTEXT
[2/16/2015 11:57:15 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Mira has
no idea why her friend Sun-mi thinks he’s an actual literal serial killer
[2/16/2015 11:57:34 PM] Seiya: i’m
[2/16/2015 11:57:36 PM] Seiya: i’m piss
[2/16/2015 11:58:05 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (To be
fair, he was actually trying to impress Sun-mi. That was probably his first
mistake.)
[2/16/2015 11:59:26 PM] Seiya: dipper forgetting how to
people
[2/16/2015 11:59:54 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (Sun-mi is
definitely a Stanley reincarnation and to be honest, Mira’s boyfriend just
gives her a SUPER WEIRD vibe, she can’t quite put her finger on it. The
off-colour jokes about nuclear radiation were just the cherry on the top of the
sundae.)
[2/16/2015 11:59:58 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES
[12:00:19 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Dipper frequently
having to refer back to ‘do humans like x? What did Mizar say?“
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